What's your emergency, sir?

Me: I'm being taken away by ducks! I'm being- 911: Please don't do this, sir M: AbDUCKted! 911: *hangs up*

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Why is Jesus happy people hang pictures of him?

It only takes one nail to put him on a wall.

What is your location?

Me: And you're to blame 911: Pardon Me: You give love a bad name 911: I'm hanging up

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When is Independence Day 2 coming out?

9/11

What's worse than raining cats and dogs?

9/11

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Why shouldn't you invite a duck to go out drinking?

Because it would be a party fowl.

What does the ducks in Cern say?

Quark Quark

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Which positions does a violist use?

A: First third and emergency.

What's the emergency?

How long before the rice is ready "