Why did the blonde go to church?

B/c she heard there was a guy hung like this(https://riverchurchtelford.files.wordpress.com/2013/03/jesus.jpg)

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What do you call an Irish guy with no arms and no legs hanging out on your front porch?

Patio Furniture.

What's black and hanging from a tree in my backyard right now?

A black berry.

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Why did the guy spend the entire day throwing out his surplus of herbs?

He had too much thyme on his hands.

When Chris brought over his musl*m girlfriend to meet the family, what did they say?

Nice scarf! Must be cold where you came from! Do you guys want coffee?"

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What's the difference between a woman in a bathtub and a woman in a church?

The woman in church has hope in her soul.

What do you call a pregnant nun who cycles to church everyday?

No seriously, a friend asked me this and I didn't know.

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Did you hear the joke about the wandering nun?

She was a roman catholic.

What did Hamlet say when he heard dubstep for the first time?

Aye, there's the wub"