Why are blonde jokes so short?

So men can remember them!

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What do you call a man with no arms, no legs, and is on fire?

Bernie.

Why are women and children evacuated first in an emergency?

So the men can think of a solution in silence.

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How do pianists remember which groceries to buy?

They use a Chopin Liszt!

What sort of a car has your dad got?

I can't remember the name. I think it starts with T. Really - Ours only starts with gas.

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How did the blonde break her leg raking leaves?

She fell out of the tree! I may not be a girl, but I'm blonde and find blonde jokes hilarious. xD

What did the blonde say about blonde jokes?

A: She said they were pretty good but they might offend some Puerto Ricans.