What do you call a burger made from 50% beef and 50% veal?

Half Calf

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Why did the bachelors purchase double amputee strippers for their party?

Because they were 50% off!

How many U.S marines does it take to screw in a light bulb ?

A: 50. One to screw in the light bulb and the remaining 49 to guard him .

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Where do burgers go when they die?

Burgatory

Why did the burger sit beside the telephone?

Incase onion rings

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What did the Minotaur order at Starbucks?

Half calf

What do you call a burger made from 50% beef and 50% veal?

Half Calf

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What do you call a veal-birthing cow?

De-calf

Why are blondes such bad cow herders?

Because they can't keep their calves together