What do you call a burger made from 50% beef and 50% veal?

Half Calf

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Why do women love the smell of babies so much?

Because 50% of the taste is in the smell.

Why is he 50m from where he got shot?

Our best guess was he tried crawling home to clear his browser history"

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How 'done' do you want your burger?

I can do "well-done" all the way to "CPR might actually work."

What's the difference between a burger and a burglar?

Cooking times.

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What did the Minotaur order at Starbucks?

Half calf

What do you call a burger made from 50% beef and 50% veal?

Half Calf

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Why are blondes such bad cow herders?

Because they can't keep their calves together

What do you call a veal-birthing cow?

De-calf