I wouldn't pay 50 to have a lentil on my face...
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A good start. P.S: N*ggers=Naggers. I hate those guys. What did you think?? )
Johnny: 50 pairs of pants? Jimmy: No, A centipede. Jhonny: What? why? Jimmy: Because I squished it
Half Calf
Because they were 50% off!
Only one, but they have to turn it on and off 50 times before they're sure it's fixed.
He heard little boys pants were 50% off...
Colorado.
Health insurance
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The 911 victims. They went through 50 stories in a minute. I'm so sorry
Please get out of the swimming pool"
50 Drachma.
Colonel, sir.
A greydient
The Gray Poupon
You take the letter "f" out of the word "way" (there's no f in way) *joke works best when the person being asked the question has to think about it for some time and says the phrase themselves without realizing what they said
this isn't even a joke... some of y'all are borderline retarded, "I don't get it" is like a given for 50 upvotes around here. If you don't get a joke, just take the L and move on to the next post....
Poke 'em on.
Say, " Everyone out of the pool please."
A light bulb weighs about 50g and a single ant can lift about .2g, so it takes somewhere around 250 ants working together.
My car can hit 50.
My car can make it to 50.
Pants 50% off
Trick Question. You can't fit 50 feminists on a bus.
Because 50% of the taste is in the smell.
This calls for Jurastic changes
Half a centipede !
Jason: Two things: I got 50 in Spelling and 50 in History. Mother: Well at least you can add !
Weasley twins are 50% off
Good morning your Honor!
He goes to Orlando and checks the Pulse.
A: 50: 3 to die trying, 1 to actually pull it off, and 46 other to say, "man, I could do that!"
None of the girls had tramp stamps & you could smoke in hospitals.
Perv! Me: Oh. No that's just for when I run out of toilet paper.
A herd of stampeding aardvarks!
You can't survive in 1000 degrees. *credit to my friend Neriah.
I thought he didn't care about the 1%
Why not 5,000 What's stopping them
50 shades of grey's anatomy
To flick through it as fast as possible.
Ironically, the only way you could get me to watch 50 shades of gray is if you tied me up and forced me to watch it.
A: 50. One to screw in the light bulb and the remaining 49 to guard him .
Most people over 50 are scared of them and think they are destroying the fabric of society!
World Trade Center workers, some of them can read 50 stories in just 8 seconds!
My cat would be dead before I got 50
Because there was a 50% chance of rain
Your Honor.
Our best guess was he tried crawling home to clear his browser history"
a Rama-dana-ding-dong
Because they teach what is the history of Al Gebra.
A HISSStorian.
Beer.
Wanna go ride bikes? My all time favorite joke. Sorry if it has already been posted but who has the time to browse all of .
So they fit in the box.
How do you fit 20 Cubans in a shoebox? Tell them it floats!
Older
They prove men can concentrate on two things at once.
Trick Question. They only think they can reach that high.
TRICK QUESTION. THEY CAN'T CHANGE ANYTHING**
I've never paid to have a lentil in my mouth.
Lentil next time.
Jason's Dale!
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Because they have a queen. If they had a parliament, they would have had nothing.
I Juan to break free"
