History Jokes

Why were the early days of history called the Dark Ages?

There were many knights.

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What do you call a cow that will go down in history?

Legendairy From my young daughter

Why Mathematics make you a Terrorist?

Because they teach what is the history of Al Gebra.

What do you call a condensed version of the history of ISIS?

What do you call a condensed version of the history of ISIS? CaliphNotes!

How many women does it take to invent something?

Nobody knows, history is still waiting....

What is the smallest book in history?

French War Victories.

What do you get if you cross history and a cow?

A moo-suem.

Why did the Time Traveler give Julius Caeser a BJ?

He wanted to go down on history.

What was the best time in history for the Italians?

The Marin-era

What are we gonna do with all this extra cocaine?

The previous sentence has never been spoken in the history of earth

What do you call the history of a car?

An autobiography.

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What did you get 100 in?

Jason: Two things: I got 50 in Spelling and 50 in History. Mother: Well at least you can add !

Why is history called His story?

Because it's written by the Victors, not the Victorias.

Why will I go down in history?

I dunno, but I'll go down in math and chemistry too.

How did you do in your tests ?

I did what George Washington did ! What was that Went down in history !

What do you call a snake that likes history?

A HISSStorian.

Why are kids with DS getting elected prom kings and queens?

Either way, they're going down in history.

Why aren't you doing very well in history?

Because the teacher keeps asking about things that happened before I was born!

What's a hotdog's best subject in school?

History. Because history has always been written by wieners.

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Why did the electric car finish the race early?

It had a short circuit.

Why are women like KFC?

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Whats the difference between the English cricket team and a teabag?

A teabag stays in the cup longer

What's the difference between America and a pot of yogurt?

If you leave a pot of yogurt alone for 200 years it develops a culture.

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What are feminists best at in mathematics?

TRIGGER-nometry

What was Bernie Sander's favorite topic in mathematics?

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What is 90-60-90?

Speed while driving past a speed camera.

What's a 90's kid's favorite salad?

Quinoa & Kale

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Why did the Dark Ages existed?

Because there were 'nights.

Why were the early days of history called the Dark Ages?

There were many knights.

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What room is it?

When you arrive at the international airport you are American. There is a room that changes your nationality. When you enter this room you are Russian, when you leave this room you are Finnish, and while inside European. What room is it?

Why didn't the native Americans go out to dinner?

They lost their reservations.

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Why did the cow tip over?

Excellent service.

What do you call a cow that plays with itself?

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Why did 10 go missing?

Because 9/11.

Why didn't the blond call 911?

She couldn't find the 11 on the dial pad.