There were many knights.
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Legendairy From my young daughter
Because they teach what is the history of Al Gebra.
What do you call a condensed version of the history of ISIS? CaliphNotes!
Nobody knows, history is still waiting....
French War Victories.
A moo-suem.
He wanted to go down on history.
The Marin-era
The previous sentence has never been spoken in the history of earth
An autobiography.
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Jason: Two things: I got 50 in Spelling and 50 in History. Mother: Well at least you can add !
Because it's written by the Victors, not the Victorias.
I dunno, but I'll go down in math and chemistry too.
I did what George Washington did ! What was that Went down in history !
A HISSStorian.
Either way, they're going down in history.
Because the teacher keeps asking about things that happened before I was born!
History. Because history has always been written by wieners.
Timmy's in the old well L: Arf arf He's dead You sure L: Arf! Okay here's a check for $5K L: ima need cash
You check its logbook
Because you never forget!
YOU SAID YOU'D NEVER FORGET!!!!
You stop milking a cow after 14 years..
To keep each udder dry.
The windshield.
Imagination.
Legendairy (credits to my friend Edward Feng for this really dumb pun)
I'm a wiener!"
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Neither of them can finish a play
You're hired