There were many knights.
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Legendairy From my young daughter
Because they teach what is the history of Al Gebra.
What do you call a condensed version of the history of ISIS? CaliphNotes!
Nobody knows, history is still waiting....
French War Victories.
A moo-suem.
He wanted to go down on history.
The Marin-era
The previous sentence has never been spoken in the history of earth
An autobiography.
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Jason: Two things: I got 50 in Spelling and 50 in History. Mother: Well at least you can add !
Because it's written by the Victors, not the Victorias.
I dunno, but I'll go down in math and chemistry too.
I did what George Washington did ! What was that Went down in history !
A HISSStorian.
Either way, they're going down in history.
Because the teacher keeps asking about things that happened before I was born!
History. Because history has always been written by wieners.
Because you're not supposed to feed them people food.
She was fed up with the hole business.
Sir Amick
Sir Veza
A wiener
Just seems weird that there are that many dudes who salivate at the sight of a wiener.
Radicals. He loved finding the "root" of problems...
Because you know they did it.
The big hand's touching the little hand.
Gee, it's hard to say, although he did seem pretty shaken up about it.
Me: So I look less tired. 3: Why are you tired Me: Because I'm a mom. 3: Why are you a mom Me: 3:
Uno, dos, tres, cuatro, cinco, cinco, seis.
It was an absolute steal!"
American.
I told him, "Dude, we literally drive on the right side."