Dark Ages Jokes

Why were the early days of history called the Dark Ages?

There were many knights.

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Why were the Medieval centuries known as the Dark Ages?

It was the knight time

Why Weren't There Many Jokes in the Dark Ages?

No one could perform the execution well enough.

Why did the Dark Ages existed?

Because there were 'nights.

Why do they call it the Dark Ages?

Because of all the "knights"

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It's all in the execution."

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They're both hoping for nine inches, but will be happy enough with five.

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I did what George Washington did ! What was that Went down in history !

What is the smallest book in history?

French War Victories.

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Why don't they call the Batman film "The White Knight" instead of "The Dark Knight"?

Because no one would care that he died.

What do you get when you cross 10 sodium particles with the Dark Knight?

Nananananananananana BATMAN!

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Why were people in the Medieval times so self absorbed?

Because they thought that they were the center of the universe.

How do Medieval sheep protest prisons?

They storm the baaaastille.

Night Jokes More Night Jokes

What do brunettes and red-heads do on Friday nights?

Make blonde jokes!

Whats the German version of silent night?

Kristall nacht

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A pat on the head.

Why do white people's feet get so dirty?

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What did the square say to the root?

Radical"

What was Bernie Sander's favorite topic in mathematics?

Radicals. He loved finding the "root" of problems...