It was the knight time
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They storm the baaaastille.
Because they thought that they were the center of the universe.
American: You mean the elevator? English: Yes, we call it a lift. American: It's called an elevator. We invented it. English: And we invented the language.
Wow, white folks are pretty smart. They run sitting down.
A. "Because sheep would be too obvious"
They all get their fair shear
All the Milky Ways. You get it.
Because he couldn't pronounce Miss Philippines.
Indice
It ain't hard.
Just one. From Chuck Norris.
I don't know. It kept breaking my guitar strings so I gave up.
Whistles aren't clean, they're full of spit
You go to an antique auction and three people bid on you!
the resistance of both drop when doped.
Resistance is futile."
If your dad knew how you were acting he'd roll over in his gravy
because I had to help him....."
