Medieval Jokes

Why were the Medieval centuries known as the Dark Ages?

It was the knight time

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How do Medieval sheep protest prisons?

They storm the baaaastille.

Why were people in the Medieval times so self absorbed?

Because they thought that they were the center of the universe.

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I find you very attractive.

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Like what if you find a penny

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How many Americans does it take to change a bulb?

None, Mexicans do it for them.

How can you tell if an American has a conceal carry permit?

They'll tell you.

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Who should you pray to if you don't want the airplane that you are on to get diverted?

Diversion Mary

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Lettuce, pray.

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Why were people in the Medieval times so self absorbed?

Because they thought that they were the center of the universe.

What do you call a self absorbed lobster?

A little shellfish! I'll

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raPUNzel *sits there laughing to self* ...so lonely..

How does a Mathematician hang them selves?

With a hypotenuse.

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When someone says something was made with "love" what exactly does that mean?

Did they jerk one off into the center of my cupcake

Why don't call centers hire alligators?

They can't croco-dial the phones.

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Where do sheep go to get their hair cut?

The baa-baa shop.

Why do Scots wear kilts?

Sheep can hear a zipper from a mile away.

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When are jousting tournaments most commonly held?

Knight time

Why were the Medieval centuries known as the Dark Ages?

It was the knight time