Medieval Jokes

Why were the Medieval centuries known as the Dark Ages?

It was the knight time

Couple's Daily Question Mug

5.0

Coffee Mug

How do Medieval sheep protest prisons?

They storm the baaaastille.

Why were people in the Medieval times so self absorbed?

Because they thought that they were the center of the universe.

You might also enjoy:

Dark Ages Jokes More Dark Ages Jokes

Why were the Medieval centuries known as the Dark Ages?

It was the knight time

Why did the Dark Ages existed?

Because there were 'nights.

Borg Jokes More Borg Jokes

How many Borg does it take to change a light bulb?

All of them.

How many Borg does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Irrelevant, you will be assimilated!

Sheep Jokes More Sheep Jokes

What do you get when you inject human DNA into a sheep?

banned from the petting zoo...

What did Jesus say to the flock of sheep?

I herd that.

Knight Time Jokes More Knight Time Jokes

When are jousting tournaments most commonly held?

Knight time

Why were the Medieval centuries known as the Dark Ages?

It was the knight time

Patient Jokes More Patient Jokes

Why wasn't the patient concerned when she was told she had a brain tumor?

The doctor said it was all in her head

What are we waiting for?

the doctor asks. "Patients, Doctor," replied the nurse. "Patients."

Resistance Jokes More Resistance Jokes

What do you get when you put resistance on a stove?

Ohm on the range

Why do Electricians make terrible revolutionaries?

They know resistance is a waste of energy.

Universe Jokes More Universe Jokes

How does the universe throw a party?

They planet.

Which place has the strongest gravity in the whole universe?

Bed

Think Jokes More Think Jokes

Who do you think the scariest POTUS was?

I'd have to say Rushmore, considering he had four heads.

How does Walter Palmer like his eggs?

Poached. Thank you, I'm here all week. EDIT: this got no upvotes and I don't think it deserved any