Knight Time Jokes

Why were the Medieval centuries known as the Dark Ages?

It was the knight time

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When are jousting tournaments most commonly held?

Knight time

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Why is it hard to watch two elephants boxing?

Because they've got the same color trunks.

Why did the guy cut a hole in his carpet?

He wanted to watch the floor show. And why did he cover it back up ...He realized that he didn't want to watch the "hole" show.

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What is the most painful cereal known to man kind?

Banana Nut Crunch.

Where do you see yourself in 2020?

I DON'T KNOW I DON'T HAVE 4 YEAR VISION!!!!!!!!!!

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Why does England always get attacked in the summer?

Because the Knights are shorter then.

What does a Knight do at night?

Nighty Night

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Why were the Medieval centuries known as the Dark Ages?

It was the knight time

Why were people in the Medieval times so self absorbed?

Because they thought that they were the center of the universe.

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Who held the baby octopus to ransom ?

Squidnappers !

How many musicians does it take to change a light bulb?

A: Twenty. 1 to hold the bulb 2 to turn the ladder and 17 to be on the guest list.

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How can you tell if your wife left you?

You get laid the same amount of times but the dishes start to pile up. Hey now!

What time is it when a clock strikes thirteen?

Time to get it fixed.

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How do crows know what time is it?

They have the knights watch .

What did one crow say to the other?

Caw dude

Dark Ages Jokes More Dark Ages Jokes

Why did the Dark Ages existed?

Because there were 'nights.

Why do they call it the Dark Ages?

Because of all the "knights"