Knight Time Jokes

Why were the Medieval centuries known as the Dark Ages?

It was the knight time

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When are jousting tournaments most commonly held?

Knight time

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How did the executioner learn about knots?

By watching the noose.

What's 72?

What's 72? 69 with 3 people watching!

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Why do they call it the Dark Ages?

Because of all the "knights"

Why were the Medieval centuries known as the Dark Ages?

It was the knight time

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Why is Santa Claus always so Jolly?

He knows where all the naughty girls live.

What do you get with a woman majoring in woman's studies?

I don't know but she'll never make as much as a man AND SHE KNOWS IT!

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Why were people in the Medieval times so self absorbed?

Because they thought that they were the center of the universe.

How do Medieval sheep protest prisons?

They storm the baaaastille.

Knight Jokes More Knight Jokes

Which knight of the round table had Diabetes?

Sir Lance-a-lot

How do crows know what time is it?

They have the knights watch .

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Why do you think I spend too much time at my computer?

Well dear... Every time I ask you to close the windows you answer with "Please wait while your computer shuts down"...

What do a pregnant teenager, frozen beer, and a burned pizza have in common?

Some idiot forgot to pull it out in time.

Hold Jokes More Hold Jokes

How many egoists does it take to change a lightbulb?

One. They simply hold the bulb and wait for the world to revolve around them.

What did the Gorilla do with the apple he was holding in his hands?

He brought it to school and said 'An Ape-lle for the teacher!'

Crow Jokes More Crow Jokes

What was the crow doing up on the telephone pole?

He was making a long-distance caw.

What is a crowbar?

A: A place were crows go to get a drink!