What pillar doesn't need holding up ?

A caterpillar !

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What did the russian soldier say when he held his newborn sibling in his hands for the first time?

You're my brother in arms!"

What did the pirate tell his littler sister when she asked if she could hold his parrot?

ISIS

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What time do kids need naps?

A: At whine o'clock.

Where do you go when you need a sperm donation?

Sasha Grey's mouth

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What does your mother's face and a Pillar and have in common?

They're both load-bearing

What pillar doesn't need holding up ?

A caterpillar !

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What is a caterpillar scared of?

A dogapillar

What is the definition of a caterpillar ?

A worm in a fur coat !