What pillar doesn't need holding up ?

A caterpillar !

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How do you hold a pirate rabbit?

With its buccaneers!

How does a feminist change a lightbulb?

By holding the bulb up to the socket and waiting for the world to revolve around them.

Need Jokes More Need Jokes

How many times we need to tell you that she died?

Man: It pleases me to listen that she died.

How many redditors are needed to screw a lightbulb?

As much people as is needed to screw that lightbulb.

Pillar Jokes More Pillar Jokes

What pillar doesn't need holding up ?

A caterpillar !

What does your mother's face and a Pillar and have in common?

They're both load-bearing

Caterpillar Jokes More Caterpillar Jokes

What is a caterpillar scared of?

A dogapillar

What do you call 5 cats sitting on top of each other?

A caterpillar