What pillar doesn't need holding up ?

A caterpillar !

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Hold Jokes More Hold Jokes

How do you know you're on the phone with a meth head?

When comcast puts them on hold and they don't hang up

Why did the chicken hold a seance?

To get to the other side.

Need Jokes More Need Jokes

What does a gun, a fire extinguisher, and a condom have in common?

Its better to have it and not need it, then to need it and not have it

Why you need that?

You already have a wheelchair.

Pillar Jokes More Pillar Jokes

What did the pillar say when he forgot to wish his friend happy birthday?

I'll column later.

What pillar doesn't need holding up ?

A caterpillar !

Caterpillar Jokes More Caterpillar Jokes

Why do caterpillars think they are better than us?

OTHER WORM: *is drowning in a very shallow puddle*

What do you get when you cross a caterpillar and a parrot?

A: A walkie-talkie.