What pillar doesn't need holding up ?

A caterpillar !

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How many theoretical physicists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two, one to hold the bulb and one to rotate the universe.

How does a French lady hold her liquor?

By the ears

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Who's there ! Cameron ! Cameron who ?

Cameron film are needed to take pictures !

What happens when a feminist and a sociopath date?

I need a punchline for a joke.....What happens when a feminist and a sociopath date? OK GO!

Pillar Jokes More Pillar Jokes

What did the pillar say when he forgot to wish his friend happy birthday?

I'll column later.

What pillar doesn't need holding up ?

A caterpillar !

Caterpillar Jokes More Caterpillar Jokes

Why do caterpillars think they are better than us?

OTHER WORM: *is drowning in a very shallow puddle*

What is the definition of a caterpillar ?

A worm in a fur coat !