First of all you'd need a girlfriend to begin with.
When it begins to bark.
If you open the windows in a submarine, your problems will begin.
I don't know either, but you would need a reeeally big chair!
Because I'm about to introduce myself to the girl at the end of the bar.
My girlfriend said it with flowers. How romantic. Not really she hit me round the head with a bunch of thorny roses !
In my excitement, I asked my girlfriend "How's your daddy " instead of "Who's your daddy " and now five hours later we're still talking about his diabetes...
A cuck has a girlfriend.