What do girlfriends and sperm have in common?

They both always seem to end up in your clothes

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Girlfriend Jokes More Girlfriend Jokes

How do you get your girlfriend to stop smoking??

Slow down and grab some lube!!

When you realise your friend is an idiot" Stories!?

Hey guys, I just recently found out that my friend is an idiot. I was talking with him on Facebook and I was telling him about this game that was free online, and he says "I'm on my way to see my girlfriend". I'm sorry but WHAT? well I have a fish tank. Feel free to comment down below your stories about how you realised your friend is an idiot.

End Jokes More End Jokes

What is a moo hoo for the bucket that goes at the back end of the cow?

A tail pail!

What do driving and dating have in common?

Both end up with you being chased by the police if you go too fast.

Clothe Jokes More Clothe Jokes

What did Michael Jackson have in common with Target?

Boys clothes half off.

Why do gangsters save so much money on clothes?

Cause all their pants are half-off

Sperm Jokes More Sperm Jokes

What does a sperm and a politician have in common?

They both have a one in 100 million chance of being human.

What did the sperm say to the egg?

Nice to meet you. Wanna make a baby?