What do girlfriends and sperm have in common?

They both always seem to end up in your clothes

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Why did the cannibal break up with his girlfriend?

She didn't suit his taste!

When Do You Hurt a Midget?

When He is standing next to your girlfriend saying her hair smells nice!

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When someone asks "You know what I think?

I say "Yes I do". End of discussion.

Why was ex so lonely at the party?

Because every time he tried to integrate, he ended up with himself.

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How can I help you sir?

One clothes please!

What clothes do lawyers wear to work?

Lawsuits.

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What do lawyers and sperm have in common?

1 in 50 million has a chance of becoming a human being.

What do politicians and sperm have in common?

About 1 in every 600 million has a chance of becoming a human.