They both always seem to end up in your clothes
Pull out
She burns most of her calories jumping to conclusions.
You'll eventually end up with enough bricks to build a free garage.
A ditch.
Clothes but no cigar...
Aw shucks!
Mayonnaise doesn't hit the back if my girlfriend's throat at 60 miles per hour.
They both have a one in 100 million chance of being human.
