What do girlfriends and sperm have in common?

They both always seem to end up in your clothes

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What does an illustrator say to his girlfriend on Valentine ?

I'm font of you.

What did the mailman ask his girlfriend?

Will you envelope with me? (I know its Corny, but it makes me chuckle.)

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What starts with r and ends with d?

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Whats a mans favorite word that starts with 'm' and ends in 'arriage'?

A miscarriage! This joke never gets old, just like the baby!

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Why do gangsters save so much money on clothes?

Cause all their pants are half-off

What sort of clothes does a pet dog wear ?

A petticoat !

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Why is a man's pee yellow and his sperm white?

A: So he can tell if he is coming or going.

What's the difference between mayonnaise and sperm?

Mayonnaise doesn't hit the back if my girlfriend's throat at 60 miles per hour.