What do girlfriends and sperm have in common?

They both always seem to end up in your clothes

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What should you do if your girlfriend starts smoking?

Slow down, and possibly use a lubricant

What do girlfriends and sperm have in common?

They both always seem to end up in your clothes

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What did one slice of bread say to the other at the end of a game of chess?

It's stale, mate."

What is a double amputee's favorite video game?

League of Leg ends.

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How's my hair?

My clothes How do I look (knock, knock) He's here!!!! I'm so excited! *My pizza delivery guy.

Why do American tourists talk so loudly?

So that they can hear each other over their clothes

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What do sperm and politicians have in common?

About 1 in every 500 or 600 million have a chance at becoming human.

Why are black people like sperm?

Only one in a million actually works.