What do girlfriends and sperm have in common?

They both always seem to end up in your clothes

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What do you do if your girlfriend starts smoking?

Slow down and use Lubricant.

Why did the man break up with his girlfriend who had a lazy eye?

Because she was seeing somebody on the side.

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What do you call a software developer who's also a gynecologist?

Front-end

What begins with P and ends with orn?

Popcorn, of course!

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Why are clothes so expensive?

I shouldn't have to pay so much to not be naked. Other people should pay me not to be naked.

Who do you even make these clothes for?

Children Disney Store clerk: Yes.

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What do lawyers and sperm have in common?

1 in 50 million has a chance of becoming a human being.

What's the difference between mayonnaise and sperm?

Mayonnaise doesn't hit the back if my girlfriend's throat at 60 miles per hour.