What do you call the first sperm that reaches the egg?

The ova achiever

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Why did the Frenchman not want two eggs?

Because one egg is un oeuf.

When do chickens stop laying eggs?

Henopause

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Why do Little People hate the taste of alcohol?

Because they can't reach the top shelf.

What do you call the first sperm that reaches the egg?

The ova achiever

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What's the difference between a sperm and a racist?

A sperm as a 1 in a million chance of actually becoming a human being.

What do lawyers and sperm have in common?

1 in 50 million has a chance of becoming a human being.