What do you call the first sperm that reaches the egg?

The ova achiever

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Egg Jokes More Egg Jokes

How do hens always know what size your egg cup is?

They don't but all eggs always fit.

How does Walter Palmer like his eggs?

Poached. Thank you, I'm here all week. EDIT: this got no upvotes and I don't think it deserved any

Reach Jokes More Reach Jokes

Why can't penguins fly?

They're too short to reach the controls of the plane.

How did the mathematician reach the end of the Y-axis?

On a plane.

Sperm Jokes More Sperm Jokes

What does a sperm and a politician have in common?

They both have a one in 100 million chance of being human.

Why are condoms transparent?

A: So that sperms can at least enjoy the scene even if their entry is Restricted!