Why did the skydiver die before reaching the ground?

Because he reached terminal velocity.

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What do you call a blonde who dies her hair brown?

A. Artificial intelligence.

When a dad drives past a graveyard: Did you know that's a popular cemetery?

Yep, people are just dying to get in there

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Why can't dwarfs sing?

Because they can't reach the high notes. Bonus: how does dwarves communicate? Smalltalk.

Whats a statisticians favourite S Club 7 song?

Reach For The **Stats**.

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How does a blind skydiver know the ground is near?

A: The leash goes slack.

How is called the funeral of an electrical engineer?

Grounding

Skydiver Jokes More Skydiver Jokes

What is the difference between a golfer and skydiver?

A golfer goes "damn" and a skydiver goes "damn" .

What's the difference between a bad golfer, and a bad skydiver?

The golfer goes " Damn!" The skydiver goes "Damn! "

Terminal Velocity Jokes More Terminal Velocity Jokes

How fast can you travel in any direction in an airport?

Terminal velocity.

Why did the skydiver die before reaching the ground?

Because he reached terminal velocity.