Why did the skydiver die before reaching the ground?

Because he reached terminal velocity.

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What do you call a vegetable/fruit that dies for it's religion?

A Tomartyr

What happened to the Italian chef when he died?

He .

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What happened when Caesar's government officials could not reach consensus?

Irritable Brawls in Rome

How many dead whores does it take to change a light bulb?

More than three, I still can't reach it.

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What did the three holes in the ground say?

Well, well, well My grandpa's favorite joke. Took me five years to get it.

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When it falls to the ground, it knocks the 'ell out of it.

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Why did the skydiver die before reaching the ground?

Because he reached terminal velocity.

What does Islamic extremists and skydivers have in common?

they're both Paris shooters

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Why did the skydiver die before reaching the ground?

Because he reached terminal velocity.

How fast can you travel in any direction in an airport?

Terminal velocity.