Why did the skydiver die before reaching the ground?

Because he reached terminal velocity.

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What did the blonde medical student die from?

An aneurysm.

What would you get if Geddy Lee, Neil Peart and Alex Lifeson all died in a plane crash?

Take your time, there's no Rush...

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Why can't Miss Piggy count to 70?

Because every time she reaches 69 she gets a frog in her throat.

How many dead whores does it take to change a light bulb?

More than three, I still can't reach it.

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What should you do if you see your ex-husband rolling around in pain on the ground?

Shoot him again.

Why can't the plane fly?

Because it's grounded.

Skydiver Jokes More Skydiver Jokes

What does Islamic extremists and skydivers have in common?

they're both Paris shooters

What's the difference between a useless golfer and a useless skydiver?

The home golfer goes WHACK! "Oh no!" Whereas with the skydiver it's vice versa

Terminal Velocity Jokes More Terminal Velocity Jokes

How fast can you travel in any direction in an airport?

Terminal velocity.

Why did the skydiver die before reaching the ground?

Because he reached terminal velocity.