Why did the skydiver die before reaching the ground?

Because he reached terminal velocity.

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Die Jokes More Die Jokes

Why do husbands die before their wives?

They want to.

Why did Tomoe Mami die?

She got ahead of herself.

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Why did the skydiver die before reaching the ground?

Because he reached terminal velocity.

Why do birds fly to the tropics in winter?

Why, wouldn't the winter be over by the time they reach, if they walk all the way along? So they fly.

Ground Jokes More Ground Jokes

What does Bill Gates call it when someone drops a $20 bill on the ground?

Littering.

What did the three holes in the ground say?

Well, well, well My grandpa's favorite joke. Took me five years to get it.

Skydiver Jokes More Skydiver Jokes

What's the difference between a useless golfer and a useless skydiver?

The home golfer goes WHACK! "Oh no!" Whereas with the skydiver it's vice versa

What does Islamic extremists and skydivers have in common?

they're both Paris shooters

Terminal Velocity Jokes More Terminal Velocity Jokes

How fast can you travel in any direction in an airport?

Terminal velocity.

Why did the skydiver die before reaching the ground?

Because he reached terminal velocity.