Why do birds fly to the tropics in winter?

Why, wouldn't the winter be over by the time they reach, if they walk all the way along? So they fly.

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Walk Jokes More Walk Jokes

How does a plant walk?

It uses a plant stand.

Why did the pig walk into the kitchen?

Because he felt like bacon. :P

Time Jokes More Time Jokes

How do you give a time-out to a Mexican child?

Have him stand against a wall.

When is the only time a woman says something smart?

When her sentence starts with "A wise man once said"

Fly Jokes More Fly Jokes

Why don't sea-gulls fly over bays?

Because then they would be bay-gulls.

What happened when pigs started flying?

Everyone got swine flu

Reach Jokes More Reach Jokes

When did you first miss it dear?

Professor: When I reached up to close it after the rain had stopped.

What type of truck takes a very long time to reach its destination?

A log n truck.

Winter Jokes More Winter Jokes

Why is a bear brown?

Because he crawls in his hole during winter.

Why do black people get hit by cars more during winter time?

Because they're easier to spot

Bird Jokes More Bird Jokes

What did all of the birds do to the bird that couldn't fly?

They ostrich-sized him

Why did the worm want to learn kung-fu?

so he could flip the bird