Why do birds fly to the tropics in winter?

Why, wouldn't the winter be over by the time they reach, if they walk all the way along? So they fly.

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Walk Jokes More Walk Jokes

Why do people who drink milk struggle to walk?

Because they lactose.

What did the blind man say when he walked past the fish store?

Hello, ladies"

Time Jokes More Time Jokes

What has eight arms and tells the time?

A clocktopus Shoutout to the popper from my Xmas dinner

How does a Mexican build a house?

Juan nail at a time.

Fly Jokes More Fly Jokes

What's wrong with the plane that flies to Holland?

It Netherlands.

Why are Chameleons surprisingly good at flying?

Because they are always in duh skies

Reach Jokes More Reach Jokes

How do you know a joke isn't a repost?

When it doesn't reach the front page.

Why can't Miss Piggy count to 70?

Because every time she reaches 69 she gets a frog in her throat.

Winter Jokes More Winter Jokes

Why don't Bond villains feel cold in the winter?

Because they dress in lairs.

What does a cow say in the winter?

I'm udderly freezing!

Bird Jokes More Bird Jokes

Where do birds invest their money ?

In the stork market !

How do birds record their songs ?

On duck tape !