Why do birds fly to the tropics in winter?

Why, wouldn't the winter be over by the time they reach, if they walk all the way along? So they fly.

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Walk Jokes More Walk Jokes

What kind of mouse walks on two legs?

A: Mickey Mouse Q: What kind of duck walks on two legs A: They all do!

Why do the English always carry umbrellas?

Because umbrellas can't walk

Time Jokes More Time Jokes

Why Do Philosophers Have Such Good Teeth?

Because they philos all the time!

What do a burnt pizza, frozen beer, and a pregnant girl have in common?

Someone didn't pull it out in time.

Fly Jokes More Fly Jokes

What's the difference between a fly and a bird?

A bird can fly but a fly can't bird.

What does the Mexican kid say as his homework flys out of the window?

Ayyee essay, where are you going

Reach Jokes More Reach Jokes

Why can't you hear a viola on a digital recording?

A: Recording technology has reached such an advanced level of development that all extraneous noise is eliminated.

What did the third cookie say as he reached the pavement in safety?

Crumbs!

Winter Jokes More Winter Jokes

How do you find Will Smith in the winter?

You search for Fresh Prints.

What kind of bug can survive all winter?

A bahumbug!

Bird Jokes More Bird Jokes

How many people can ride on a bird?

Toucan.

What's your opinion on birds?

Well, they're pretty fly if you ask me.