How does a plant walk?

It uses a plant stand.

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What type of currency do people use in outer space?

STARbucks.

What do Chinese bears use to cook?

A pan. Duh!

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What would the blind man say every morning when he walked past the fish market?

Good morning, ladies!"

What is it called when you walk away from your banana cream pie in the Sahara?

Deserting your dessert in the desert. I feel some banana jokes about to be inserted in this thread tho

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How many lawyers does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Depends on how many cops planted it there

What is a ginger author doing when they plant a misleading clue in their book?

Red hairing.