How does a plant walk?

It uses a plant stand.

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What phrase would a neckbeard who watches South Park use the most?

M'Kay

What gun do you use to hunt a moose?

A moosecut!

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Why did the black man walk backwards?

I have no idea, Your Honor, but he was coming right at me and I felt my life was at risk.

What else?

You've walked out of wife"

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What type of brain does a plant have?

A membrane

How do you get the water in a watermelon?

Plant it in the spring.