How does a plant walk?

It uses a plant stand.

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Why didn't the panda use a glove when playing baseball?

Because he caught everything bear handed!

What does Mario use to get his hot dogs off the grill?

He uses his Donkey Tongs.

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What do you call ten German men standing abreast, walking backward?

OC A receeding Herr line.

What did one flea say to the other flea when they came out of the movies?

A: Should we walk home or take a dog

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What do you call it when a plant used TV Tropes?

A TV Tropism.

How are college students like plants?

They both need natural light to survive!