How are college students like plants?

They both need natural light to survive!

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Need Jokes More Need Jokes

Why did Snoop Dogg need an umbrella?

Because he was scared of a Lil' Wayne.

Which is the favourite Gorilla proverb?

A fiend in need is a fiend indeed!

Plant Jokes More Plant Jokes

Why are all the plants at the retirement home made of silk and plastic?

Because everything that stays there just ends up dying.

What do you call it when a plant used TV Tropes?

A TV Tropism.

Survive Jokes More Survive Jokes

What do u call a Mexican who survives a shootout and lives to tell the tale?

The Juan who lived.

What do you call a soldier who's survived mustard gas and pepper spray?

A seasoned veteran.

College Student Jokes More College Student Jokes

Why did the college student change his major from Biology to Physics after his first exam?

He needed to see if how fast his grade dropped broke any laws of physics.

How are college students like plants?

They both need natural light to survive!

Natural Light Jokes More Natural Light Jokes

Why did the Eskimos have to stop partying?

because they ran out of Natural Light

What's the preferred beer of Dogme 95?

Natural Light.