How are college students like plants?

They both need natural light to survive!

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What's the difference between us and the dinosaurs?

We don't need an asteroid...

What do you call an Asian guy that always shows up before he needs to?

Earl Lee

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Why did the plant say after being watered?

I'm not hungry exactly, but I could still use a light snack".

What did one plant say to the other plant that was annoying him?

Please leaf me alone! Or I'll tell my mom, and you'll get in trouble.

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What is the best pickup line for Rwandans?

Congratulations! Your parents survived the genocide!"

What human organ would survive the longest in the hunger games?

The liver

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What do you call a person with ten dollars?

A college student.

How are college students like plants?

They both need natural light to survive!

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Why did the Eskimos have to stop partying?

because they ran out of Natural Light

How many bros does it take to change a light bulb?

None. They prefer Natural Light.