How are college students like plants?

They both need natural light to survive!

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What does the twitter bird do when it needs money?

It goes to Twerk!

What are the most useless items ever invented?

A: Condoms. If you need one, she's too old.

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How many lawyers does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Depends on how many cops planted it there

What happened when the man fell in love with his garden?

It made him wed his plants!

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Who survives?

America.

How are college students like plants?

They both need natural light to survive!

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Why did the college student ask for a refund on his student loan?

Because his *degree* didn't work!

Why cant college students take exams at the zoo?

Too many cheetahs

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How many bros does it take to change a light bulb?

None. They prefer Natural Light.

How are college students like plants?

They both need natural light to survive!