How are college students like plants?

They both need natural light to survive!

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Need Jokes More Need Jokes

How many bees do you need in a bee choir ?

A humdred !

Why are nuns like a brand new TV?

You need a knife to get in the box.

Plant Jokes More Plant Jokes

How could that have happened ?

I can't understand it either because I planted cabbage !

When a plant is sad, what do other plants do?

Photosympathize

Survive Jokes More Survive Jokes

What do you call a soldier who survives Mustard gas and pepper spray?

A seasoned veteran.

When you fall in love it burns and you die, right?

Yes, son. Love is terrible. "No Mom, I said LAVA." Oh. You maybe can survive that one.

College Student Jokes More College Student Jokes

Why do college students already get up at 7?

Because the supermarket closes at 7:30

Where do college students go for medical attention?

An I.V. League.

Natural Light Jokes More Natural Light Jokes

How many bros does it take to change a light bulb?

None. They prefer Natural Light.

Why did the frat boy throw away his curtains?

He was trying to get some Natural Light.