Why did the hipster cross the Brooklyn bridge?

To get home.

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Why did the calf cross the road?

To get to the udder side

How did the headless chicken cross the road?

In a KFC bucket.

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Why does the hipster make crappy coffee?

The beans are always under-ground.

Why do hipsters hate ice skating?

They could never do it before it was cool