Why did the hipster cross the Brooklyn bridge?

To get home.

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What do you get when you cross a Fire Chief two Lotus Notes Gurus ?

A. FireWeb .... of course!

Why did Tony cross the road?

To get to the other side. He then turned around, stuck up his middle finger and said, "Hah, you were all expecting a joke, and all you got was an Anthony joke!"

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How do hipsters measure weight?

In Instagrams.

Why do hipsters love Harrison Ford?

Because he's Indie!