Why did the hipster cross the Brooklyn bridge?

To get home.

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Why did the chicken cross the Mobius strip?

To get to the same side.

What do you get if you cross a bee with a door bell?

A hum dinger !

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Why did the Hipster burn his lip?

He drank coffee before it was cool.

Why do hipsters prefer to drink their PBR warm?

So that they can say they liked it before it was cool.