When you fall in love it burns and you die, right?

Yes, son. Love is terrible. "No Mom, I said LAVA." Oh. You maybe can survive that one.

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Burn Jokes More Burn Jokes

What do burnt pizza, frozen beer and a pregnant chick have in common?

Some douchebag forgot to pull it out in time.

What do a burnt pizza, a frozen beer, and a pregnant woman have in common?

In all 3 cases, someone forgot to pull it out.

Fall Jokes More Fall Jokes

What do you yell when a woman falls of a boat?

Full speed ahead

What's squawky, worn out, and falls from foot easily?

An old shoe... ...and Ronda Rousey

Mom Jokes More Mom Jokes

What's the difference between your mom and a washing machine?

If I dump a load in a washing machine it doesn't follow me around for the next few weeks.

What's wrongdad?

Dad: I told you, my head hurts. Son: This is why mom left.

Die Jokes More Die Jokes

What animal spins around about 200 times after it dies?

A rotisserie chicken

Why is there a fence around the graveyard?

Because people are dying to get in!

Love Jokes More Love Jokes

Why do black men weep when they make love to white women?

Mace.

Who does a ghoul fall in love with?

His ghoul friend.

Survive Jokes More Survive Jokes

How are college students like plants?

They both need natural light to survive!

What do you call a soldier who survived pepper spray and mustard gas?

A seasoned veteran

Lava Jokes More Lava Jokes

What did the volcano say to the other volcano?

Do you lava me like I lava you?

When you fall in love it burns and you die, right?

Yes, son. Love is terrible. "No Mom, I said LAVA." Oh. You maybe can survive that one.