When you fall in love it burns and you die, right?

Yes, son. Love is terrible. "No Mom, I said LAVA." Oh. You maybe can survive that one.

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Why did the blonde burn her ear?

The phone rang while she was ironing!

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Because it's a terrible album.

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Eric Clapton wouldn't let a bag of cocaine fall out a window.

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A nun falling off the stairs!! A really old one there.

Mom Jokes More Mom Jokes

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Your mom can fit 3 people inside her comfortably!

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Because she is Trans-parent! (Not hate. Just a pun I thought of.)

Die Jokes More Die Jokes

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Overdue

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It's days were numbered.

Love Jokes More Love Jokes

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I love you, boo!!

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Because he cauterize.

Survive Jokes More Survive Jokes

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Congratulations! Your parents survived the genocide!"

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They both need natural light to survive!

Lava Jokes More Lava Jokes

When you fall in love it burns and you die, right?

Yes, son. Love is terrible. "No Mom, I said LAVA." Oh. You maybe can survive that one.

What is hot and makes me hard?

Being covered in lava.