When you fall in love it burns and you die, right?

Yes, son. Love is terrible. "No Mom, I said LAVA." Oh. You maybe can survive that one.

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Burn Jokes More Burn Jokes

Why shouldn't you burn scented candles inside of a Buddhist shrine?

Because doing so would be incense-itive!

Why did the Boston Marathon runner collapse before finishing the race?

WTF ) His thighs were burning too bad.

Fall Jokes More Fall Jokes

How'd the monkey fall out of the tree. He was dead. How'd the next second monkey fall out of the tree?

He was stapled to the first monkey! How'd the Third monkey fall out of the tree. Peer Pressure.

Why should you never wear Ukrainian underpants?

Because Chernobyl fall out

Mom Jokes More Mom Jokes

What happens when you goose a ghost?

You get a hand full of sheet. (Joke from my mom)

What's the difference between your mom and an alpaca?

One's a hairy beast that spits and the other's native to South America.

Die Jokes More Die Jokes

Why did my husband die?

Doctor responds: "Heavy drug use, ma'am" Widow: "But doctor, my husband didn't use drugs!" Doctor: "I know, but I did"

Where do cows go when they die?

Burgertory

Love Jokes More Love Jokes

What do you call a nosy hot pepper?

Jalapeno business! ha ha.. haha.. ha love this joke (Usually accompanied with three snaps of the fingers in the shape of the letter Z and moving my head from side to side)

Why do gingers love driving Kias?

It's the only way they can own a soul.

Survive Jokes More Survive Jokes

What do you call LeVar Burton that survived months of being lost in the wilderness?

Geordi La Forage

How are college students like plants?

They both need natural light to survive!

Lava Jokes More Lava Jokes

What did the one volcano say to the other volcano?

Do you lava me like I lava you. It's beautiful.

What did one volcano say to the other volcano?

I lava you