Yes, son. Love is terrible. "No Mom, I said LAVA." Oh. You maybe can survive that one.
Because doing so would be incense-itive!
WTF ) His thighs were burning too bad.
He was stapled to the first monkey! How'd the Third monkey fall out of the tree. Peer Pressure.
Because Chernobyl fall out
You get a hand full of sheet. (Joke from my mom)
One's a hairy beast that spits and the other's native to South America.
Doctor responds: "Heavy drug use, ma'am" Widow: "But doctor, my husband didn't use drugs!" Doctor: "I know, but I did"
Burgertory
Jalapeno business! ha ha.. haha.. ha love this joke (Usually accompanied with three snaps of the fingers in the shape of the letter Z and moving my head from side to side)
It's the only way they can own a soul.
Geordi La Forage
They both need natural light to survive!
Do you lava me like I lava you. It's beautiful.
I lava you