When you fall in love it burns and you die, right?

Yes, son. Love is terrible. "No Mom, I said LAVA." Oh. You maybe can survive that one.

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Burn Jokes More Burn Jokes

What did the beaver say when his house burned down?

Damn

What did the mom say to her son when he said he didn't want any of her flippin' pancakes?

Fine. They will just be burnt on one side.

Fall Jokes More Fall Jokes

What's white & falls from the sky?

The coming of the Lord." HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! ...please enjoy this tweet. I'm going to hell.

How did the blonde die drinking milk?

A: The cow fell on her.

Mom Jokes More Mom Jokes

Why was the cookie crying?

Because it's mom was a wafer so long.

When I was 3 years old I looked at my nutsack and asked my Mom "Are these my brains?

Not yet," she replied

Die Jokes More Die Jokes

Why did the chemist die?

He ate a Pb and J sandwich.

What do people call Mozart and Beethoven after they died?

Decomposers

Love Jokes More Love Jokes

Why do pirates love football so much?

Cus they love to count YAAAARds.

What is love? The energy of life. What is marriage?

The energy bill ...

Survive Jokes More Survive Jokes

How did Bilbo survive the entire Lord of the Rings trilogy?

Because old Hobbits die hard...

Who survives?

America.

Lava Jokes More Lava Jokes

What did the one volcano say to the other volcano?

Do you lava me like I lava you. It's beautiful.

When you fall in love it burns and you die, right?

Yes, son. Love is terrible. "No Mom, I said LAVA." Oh. You maybe can survive that one.