When you fall in love it burns and you die, right?

Yes, son. Love is terrible. "No Mom, I said LAVA." Oh. You maybe can survive that one.

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Burn Jokes More Burn Jokes

What's dumber than three blondes building a house underwater?

Three brunettes trying to burn it down.

Why did the hipster burn his tongue drinking tea?

Because he didn't wait for it to be cool.

Fall Jokes More Fall Jokes

Why don't you buy Ukrainian underwear?

Because cher-nob'll fall out

What did the cholo say when two houses fell on him?

Get off me, homes!" My brother heard this on Tosh.

Mom Jokes More Mom Jokes

What'sApp Me: Mom, what's for dinner?

Mom : typing ... *gets married* *have kids* *gets old* *dies* *goes to hell* Mom: Fish, honey!

What's similar between you mom and a bottle of Tide detergent?

They can both take about 65 loads.

Die Jokes More Die Jokes

Why does jesus not play video games?

Everytime he dies he has to wait 3 days to respawn

How many communists died during ww2?

not enough

Love Jokes More Love Jokes

What did Helen Keller say after she finished her bowl of cereal for breakfast?

I may be blind, but I can see why kids love the taste of Cinnamon Toast Crunch.

What breed of dog loves to take a bath?

A shampoodle

Survive Jokes More Survive Jokes

What do you call a soldier who survives mustard gas and pepper spray attacks?

A seasoned veteran.

What do you call a soldier who survives Mustard gas and pepper spray?

A seasoned veteran.

Lava Jokes More Lava Jokes

What did the one volcano say to the other volcano?

Do you lava me like I lava you. It's beautiful.

What did one volcano say to the other volcano?

I lava you