When you fall in love it burns and you die, right?

Yes, son. Love is terrible. "No Mom, I said LAVA." Oh. You maybe can survive that one.

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Burn Jokes More Burn Jokes

How long does it take to burn a candle down ?

About a wick !

How do you best serve burned food?

Coal'd.

Fall Jokes More Fall Jokes

What's the difference between a 4 year old and a bag of cocaine?

Eric Clapton would never let a bag of cocaine fall out of a window. Too soon

What do you call a dad that has fallen through the ice?

A Popsicle.

Mom Jokes More Mom Jokes

What did the black kid say to his mom when he had diarrhea?

Help! I'm melting!

What time?

Mom: Anytime between 1-4. Apparently my Mom works for the cable company now.

Die Jokes More Die Jokes

What did the Japanese chef say when his mother died?

Well, that's the edamame.

What does the Pope Jean-Paul 2 and the little girl kidnapped by Boko Haram have in common?

The pope died a virgin

Love Jokes More Love Jokes

What is your location?

Me: And you're to blame 911: Pardon Me: You give love a bad name 911: I'm hanging up

What was the favorite food of the thrifty Italian who loved contractions?

A pasta free.

Survive Jokes More Survive Jokes

Who has one thumb and survived a band saw accident?

This guy!!!

What animal can only survive in temperate climates?

A lukeworm.

Lava Jokes More Lava Jokes

What is hot and makes me hard?

Being covered in lava.

What did the volcano say to the other volcano?

Do you lava me like I lava you?