When you fall in love it burns and you die, right?

Yes, son. Love is terrible. "No Mom, I said LAVA." Oh. You maybe can survive that one.

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Burn Jokes More Burn Jokes

How many anti-social teens does it take to ignore a burned-out light bulb?

None of your business!

What do you call a politician in a house fire?

Burning Sanders!

Fall Jokes More Fall Jokes

What is black & white, black & white, black & white, black & white, black & white, black & blue?

A nun falling down the stairs

Why do doctors slap babies bums when then are born?

Because the balls fall off of the stupid ones.

Mom Jokes More Mom Jokes

When I was 3 years old I looked at my nutsack and asked my Mom "Are these my brains?

Not yet," she replied

How long does it take light to travel from the sun to the earth?

Not nearly as long as it would take to travel around your mom.

Die Jokes More Die Jokes

What is one of the funniest simple joke you have ever heard?

Literally... made you die laughing e.g. Why did the monkey fall of the tree bc it died e.g. How do you keep an idiot in suspense

Why did the pimp's garden dry up and die?

Because all of his hose had kinks.

Love Jokes More Love Jokes

Why do Russians love Pho so much?

Because they're so...viet.

What's the bird of love?

The Swallow.

Survive Jokes More Survive Jokes

What do you call LeVar Burton that survived months of being lost in the wilderness?

Geordi La Forage

How are college students like plants?

They both need natural light to survive!

Lava Jokes More Lava Jokes

When you fall in love it burns and you die, right?

Yes, son. Love is terrible. "No Mom, I said LAVA." Oh. You maybe can survive that one.

What did one volcano say to the other volcano?

I lava you