What did the beaver say when his house burned down?

Damn

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What do you call a Woolworths that has been burned down?

Coles

What's a feminists favorite music festival?

Burning Man.

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What did the river say when it saw the beavers?

I'll be dammed.

What did the beaver say to the tree?

It's been nice gnawing you.

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How does a vampire clean his house?

With a victim cleaner.

Why are haunted houses so noisy in April?

That's when the ghosts do their spring screaming!