What did the beaver say when his house burned down?

Damn

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What did the farmer say when he heard the town gossiping about his cornfield fire?

My ears are burning!"

Why did the blind guy have a burnt face?

He answered the iron.

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How do you know If your girlfriend is Canadian?

Look at her beaver.

What did the beaver say when he fell in water?

Dam it.

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Why didn't the electron leave it's house?

Because it was grounded.

What did the cholo say when the houses fell on him?

ey, get off me homes!