What did the beaver say when his house burned down?

Damn

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What did God say when he made the first black guy?

Oops I burned one!

Why did the hipster's Hot Pocket burn his mouth?

He ate it before it was cool.

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What did the beaver say when he found out his new neighbour was a fish?

Cod dam

What did the beaver say when his house burned down?

Damn

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What happens if you play a country song backward?

You get your house back, your dog back, your wife back, and you sober up.

What has six eyes but cannot see?

Three men in a house with dirty dishes in the sink, laundry that needs to be folded and kids that need a bath