What did the beaver say when his house burned down?

Damn

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Why did the hipster burn himself?

Because he played with fire before it was cool.

What do you get when you burn a Hungarian ghost?

Ghoul-ash!

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Why couldn't the beaver cook his twigs?

He only had Non-Stick pans.

Why was the beaver homeless?

He just couldn't give a dam.

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How do you know if hippies have been in your house?

They are still there.

What's the name of that German guy that keeps hiding my stuff around the house?

Alzheimer, Grandma.