What did the beaver say when his house burned down?

Damn

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What happens when someone spills really hot coffee on you?

You will get burned, you idiot.

How did Hellen Keller burn her ear?

She answered the iron.

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How much wood does a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck chuck could chuck wood?

None because only beavers give a dam.

What do beavers do to a river?

God dam it

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How do you get the walls of your house as bright as they can possibly be?

Use LED based paint.

What did the hippie say when I asked him to leave my house?

Nah, I'm-a stay.