What did the beaver say when his house burned down?

Damn

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What did God say when he made the first black guy?

Oops I burned one!

What do you call a hippie that can't cook?

Burning ham!

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What do you call a group of Beavers?

A hens nights

What did the beaver say to the tree?

It's been nice gnawing you.

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What do hand grenades and wives have in common?

Remove the ring and your house is gone.

Why can kangaroos jump higher than a house?

Because a house can't jump.