How do you get the walls of your house as bright as they can possibly be?

Use LED based paint.

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Wall Jokes More Wall Jokes

Why are there walls around a cemetery?

Because people are dying to get in.

Who smashed a hole through the wall?

Everyone in the office stares at me, even the Kool-Aid man

House Jokes More House Jokes

Why did the blonde bring a ladder to the party?

I told her that drinks were on the house

How could the dolphin afford to buy a house ?

He prawned everything !

Base Jokes More Base Jokes

What does a nerd and a bad baseball player have in common?

They both can't get to first base!

How did Zarathustra introduce his peanut-based health drink?

I teach you the goober quench!"

Lead Jokes More Lead Jokes

What's the brightest airship ever made?

LED Zeppelin

Why don't they sell GPSs in Italy?

Because all the roads lead to Rome.