How do you get the walls of your house as bright as they can possibly be?

Use LED based paint.

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Wall Jokes More Wall Jokes

What's yellow and flys through walls?

A magic banana...

What happens to an Asian guy when they run into a wall with a full erection?

They break their nose!

House Jokes More House Jokes

Why didn't the homophobe decorate his house for Halloween?

Because his skeleton was in the closet

What happened did someone try to break into your house?

Me: No. My gf said we needed to talk

Base Jokes More Base Jokes

Why are jokes in base 8 not funny?

Because 7,10,11!

Why can't you tell jokes in base 8?

Because 7, 10, 11!

Lead Jokes More Lead Jokes

Why did Hannibal invade Rome?

OC Well it was kinda hard to avoid, what will all roads leading there and what not.

Why did the paper follow the pencil?

Because it LED THE WAY! I'm on a roll here! this is fun! Skip