How do you get the walls of your house as bright as they can possibly be?

Use LED based paint.

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How do you confuse an irishman?

Lean 3 shovels against the wall and tell him to take his pick.

How many babies does it take to paint a wall?

It depends how hard you throw.

House Jokes More House Jokes

What's the difference between a house cleaner and a thief?

The way they enter your house.

When is the most likely time that a stray dog will walk into your house ?

When the door is open !

Base Jokes More Base Jokes

What does a nerd and a bad baseball player have in common?

They both can't get to first base!

What does the DJ do when he spills acid?

He drops the base!

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What are Hillary's convictions?

The FBI hasn't announced her indictment yet, but hopefully it will lead to at least one

What's the leading cause of obesity in women?

Wedding rings