How do you get the walls of your house as bright as they can possibly be?

Use LED based paint.

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Wall Jokes More Wall Jokes

How many dead babies does it take to paint a wall?

Depends on how hard you can throw them.

What does a fish say when it runs into a wall?

Damn!

House Jokes More House Jokes

What do a house and clean clothes have in common?

Homeless people have neither.

Why wouldn't Kurt Cobain let you charge your phone at his house?

the guy likes his power chords too much.

Base Jokes More Base Jokes

Why aren't jokes in base 8 funny?

Because 7, 10, 11.

What would you call a Chinese based arm of Isis?

Ricesis

Lead Jokes More Lead Jokes

How do you turn lead into gold?

Start a war.

How do you get the walls of your house as bright as they can possibly be?

Use LED based paint.