What did the blind man say when he was asked what he thought about the renovation plan of his house?

I don't know.. I just don't see it.

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How do you do that?

I carry my laptop outside and if it gets wet I know it's raining!

How do you know he isn't?

Because I am.

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Why should the Pope play NBA basketball?

Because every time he puts up a prayer it gets answered. (I thought of this myself, but it is so corny, it could easily be in every damn joke book.)

What's the difference between Reddit and 4chan?

One is a group of immature internet trolls....and the other thinks it isn't.

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Why is it called a "litter" of puppies ?

Because they mess up the whole house !

What's the difference between a house cleaner and a thief?

The way they enter your house.

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When I have complicated problems I always ask myself, what would my imaginary wife do?

And then I end up buying myself cupcakes, and shoes.

Whenever I shut down my computer, it asks, "Are you sure you want to shut down your computer?

Then I wonder if it knows something I don't.

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What did Jesus say after he healed the blind man?

Made you look!

What did the blind man say to his old friend?

Ayy, long time no see!