What did the blind man say when he was asked what he thought about the renovation plan of his house?

I don't know.. I just don't see it.

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Why will we never know if Rick James was bald?

Rogaine is a hell of a drug.

How do I know Kim and Kanye's daughter is going to be smart?

Because she already has 315 degrees.

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Why did the lady stare at the orange juice?

Because she thought it was telling her to concentrate!

What did everyone think?

STEVE: PAUL: JANE: SARAH: MARK: DAVE:

House Jokes More House Jokes

Why is New Jersey called the Garden State?

Cause you're always guardin' your wallet, guardin' your car, and guardin' your house.

Why should you only invite gas molecules to your house when they have negligible intermolecular forces between them?

Because they're the ideal gas.

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Why ever not?

The teacher doesn't know a thing all she does is ask questions!

What did the depressed, illiterate pepperoni slice say when asked where he was with his life?

Well it pizza heck out of me.

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How many blind men would it take to change a light bulb?

Why would a blind man need a light bulb?

What did the blind man say when he picked up a cheese grater?

This is the most violent story I've ever read!