What did the blind man say when he was asked what he thought about the renovation plan of his house?

I don't know.. I just don't see it.

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When the Little Mermaid became human how did she know how to use a toilet?

BIG-TIME plot hole in my opinion"

What's the most dangerous animal in Africa?

Black people. (Slightly Racist I know)

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What type of lights were on Noah's Ark?

You'd think it would be floodlights, but in reality it was the Israelites!

Why did the rabbit run out of the fast-food restaurant?

He thought he heard someone order a quarter pounder on a toasted bunny.

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What does a tornado and a woman have in common?

It starts with a little blowing but at the end your house is gone

Why do Republicans make good DJs?

Because they know how to shut the House down.

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What does a blonde say when you ask her if her blinker is working?

A: Yes. No. Yes. No. Yes. No. Yes. No. Yes. No.

What is it called when you ride around on a horse asking people questions?

A gallop poll.

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What did the blind man say to his estranged friend?

Long time, no see."

Why did the blind man swing his seeing eye dog around by the tail?

He was taking a look around