Why would a blind man need a light bulb?
A hundred but they'll all be competing to be the one to change the bulb and bring light to the world.
A: Seven one to change and the other six to sing about how good the old one was.
A: One after reflecting in the twilight on the merit of the previous bulb.
A: Two: One to hold it one to hammer it in.
You need to cul de sac.
Need to know ASAP.
Hello, ladies"
Leave the plunger in the toilet!
Only two, but you've got to wonder how they climbed up there!