Why would a blind man need a light bulb?
Ereptile dysfunction
it's this really obscure number. You've probably never even heard of it. No big deal.
Who gives a cluck (I wonder if the moderators will censor this joke merely on the grounds that it is categorically terrible )
None, they'll just keep complimenting it and get mad when it doesn't want to screw.
They only need 2 eggs n 1 sausage to keep a girl full for 9 months
Xanax since he's a Bartender
Good morning ladies.
A: On a blind date!
Only two, but you've got to wonder how they climbed up there!