How many blind men would it take to change a light bulb?

Why would a blind man need a light bulb?

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How many Buckeye football players does it take to change a lightbulb?

One. But he gets three hours credit.

How many germans does it take to change a lightbulp?

One. We are efficient and don't have any humor.

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How many Asians does it take to change a light bulb?

2. 1 to change the light bulb, the other to take pictures.

How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Need to know ASAP.

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Who do you call when you need a dock fixed?

A docktor.

When people on Facebook say they lost their phone and need everyone's numbers again, I text them: "Guess who?

for 2 weeks.

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How do you surprise a blind man?

Stick a plunger in the toilet

What did the blind man say to his old friend?

Ayy, long time no see!

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How many blind men would it take to change a light bulb?

Why would a blind man need a light bulb?

How many ants does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Only two, but you've got to wonder how they climbed up there!