Who do you call when you need a dock fixed?

A docktor.

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Why did the flume ride need repairs?

Because it got waterlogged.

Why does toilet paper need a commercial?

Who is not buying this

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How are cancer and pregnancy similar?

They can both be fixed with intense radiation therapy.

What did Thor say to the weaver fixing his cape?

What are your Hemsworth?

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Where did the sick boat go?

To the dock.

Where do you park Two Ships of Theseus?

At a Pair of Docks

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Who do you call when you need a dock fixed?

A docktor.

What do you do with a sick boat?

Take it to the docktor!