Who do you call when you need a dock fixed?

A docktor.

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How many engineers do you need to change a lightbulb ?

You can take as many as you want but they will only give you the screwing direction.

Why is Instagram not working?

but "Why does the world need another picture of you " #instagramnotworking

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How do you fix a monkey?

With a Monkey Wrench!

What's the difference between a bad mechanic and a politician?

With the mechanic, there's a shot something might get fixed...

Dock Jokes More Dock Jokes

Where does a tugboat go when it feels sick?

To the Dock

Why did the boat dock with the all of the other boats?

Pier Pressure

Docktor Jokes More Docktor Jokes

What do you do with a sick boat?

Take it to the docktor!

Who do you call when you need a dock fixed?

A docktor.