Who do you call when you need a dock fi...

Why do receipts need to be 75 feet long?

I reach into my pocket thinking I have a wad of cash, turns out I just bought a soda earlier.

What's your emergency?

Boy: Hello? I need your help! 911: Alright, What is it? Boy: Two girls are fighting over me! 911: So what's your emergency? Boy: The ugly one is winning.

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How are cancer and pregnancy similar?

They can both be fixed with intense radiation therapy.

How do you fix a Jack O Latern?

With a pumpkin patch!

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Where does a tugboat go when it feels sick?

To the Dock

Why did the young boat dock before it was ready?

Pier Pressure

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Who do you call when you need a dock fixed?

A docktor.

What do you do with a sick boat?

Take it to the docktor!