Who do you call when you need a dock fixed?

A docktor.

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How many Budists does it take... How many Budists does it take to change a lightbulb?

None. The change, if needed, will come from within.

Why can't you run through a campground?

You need to RAN through a campground because it's past tents.

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Why did Einstein refuse to help people fix their cars?

Because his colleagues would call him the Quantum Mechanic.

What do you need to fix it?

Asparagus. (A spare, I guess)

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Why did the boy jump off the dock?

Pier pressure

What do you call a docks nanny?

An Au'Peir

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Who do you call when you need a dock fixed?

A docktor.

What do you do with a sick boat?

Take it to the docktor!