Who do you call when you need a dock fixed?

A docktor.

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How many black people are needed to change a light bulb?

One less now, because the one who tried to steal the light bulb was shot by the cops.

What did airport security tell the Dentist?

We need to give you a cavity search

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What would you do if the bomb explodes while fixing?

Sardar 2: Don't worry, I have one more.

How many people with OCD does it take to fix a lightbulb?

Only one, but they have to turn it on and off 50 times before they're sure it's fixed.

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What do you call a docks nanny?

An Au'Peir

Where did the sick boat go to get a checkup?

The Dock!

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Who do you call when you need a dock fixed?

A docktor.

What do you do with a sick boat?

Take it to the docktor!