Dock Jokes

Why did the boat dock with the all of the other boats?

Pier Pressure

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Where do you take a sick ship?

To the doc(k)!

Where do dock workers like to shop?

Crate and Barrel.

Where did the sick boat go?

To the dock.

Why did the young boat dock before it was ready?

Pier Pressure

Where do sick boats go?

The Dock

Where did the sick boat go to get a checkup?

The Dock!

Where does a tugboat go when it feels sick?

To the Dock

What did the busy port master say to the rowdy pirates who wanted to dock?

I don't have time for your ship."

Why did the boy jump off the dock?

Pier pressure

What do armed forces at sea feel when depressed?

The Navy blues What part of the Mac's desktop would seafarers miss when at sea for a loooong time The Dock

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Who do you call when you need a dock fixed?

A docktor.

What do you call a docks nanny?

An Au'Peir

Where do you park Two Ships of Theseus?

At a Pair of Docks

Why are the whores in the docks never hungry?

There are so much seamen there.

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Why did the dog jump into the sea?

He wanted to chase the catfish!

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What did the sea monster have for dinner?

Fish and ships.

What is a sea monster's favorite meal?

Fish and Ships

Crate Jokes More Crate Jokes

Where do dock workers like to shop?

Crate and Barrel.

What do you call a crate of ducks ?

A box of quackers !

Pier Jokes More Pier Jokes

How did pirates communicate before the internet?

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What pier is disliked by almost everybody?

Piers Morgan.

Armed Force Jokes More Armed Force Jokes

Why do volleyball player want to join the armed forces?

For the chance to gain some experience in the service.

What's the difference between the armed forces and Comcast?

Nobody ever says "Thank you for your service" to the latter.

Sick Boat Jokes More Sick Boat Jokes

What do you do with a sick boat?

Take it to the docktor!

Where did the sick boat go?

To the dock.

Asbestos Jokes More Asbestos Jokes

Why do carcinogens want to give us cancer so badly?

Because they're trying asbestos they can.

What did the optimist say to his doctor when he found out he had lung cancer?

Well, I'll deal with this asbestos I can!"

Pier Pressure Jokes More Pier Pressure Jokes

Why did the little tugboat do what all of the other tugboats told him to do?

Pier pressure

Why didn't the man go under the boardwalk?

He doesn't like giving in to pier pressure.