Dock Jokes

Pier Pressure

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To the doc(k)!

Crate and Barrel.

To the dock.

Pier Pressure

I don't have time for your ship."

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The Navy blues What part of the Mac's desktop would seafarers miss when at sea for a loooong time The Dock

Couple's Daily Question Mug

At a Pair of Docks

There are so much seamen there.

5 MutantA MutantB MutantC MutantD and Mutiny

Nobody ever says "Thank you for your service" to the latter.

She gives birth to a boy.

He wanted to harm monica.

They've got no sole.

Row row row your boat

Watch the Parking son."

A: She took the 33 bus twice instead.

Because he'd already done the sharps and flats.

Luke! May the whores be with you!"

Karma, Whores.

Dock Jokes

Why did the boat dock with the all of the other boats?

Where do you take a sick ship?

Where do dock workers like to shop?

Where did the sick boat go?

Why did the young boat dock before it was ready?

Where do sick boats go?

Where did the sick boat go to get a checkup?

Where does a tugboat go when it feels sick?

What did the busy port master say to the rowdy pirates who wanted to dock?

Why did the boy jump off the dock?

What do armed forces at sea feel when depressed?

Who do you call when you need a dock fixed?

What do you call a docks nanny?

Where do you park Two Ships of Theseus?

Why are the whores in the docks never hungry?

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