Dock Jokes

Why did the boat dock with the all of the other boats?

Pier Pressure

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Where do you take a sick ship?

To the doc(k)!

Where do dock workers like to shop?

Crate and Barrel.

Where did the sick boat go?

To the dock.

Why did the young boat dock before it was ready?

Pier Pressure

Where do sick boats go?

The Dock

Where did the sick boat go to get a checkup?

The Dock!

Where does a tugboat go when it feels sick?

To the Dock

What did the busy port master say to the rowdy pirates who wanted to dock?

I don't have time for your ship."

Why did the boy jump off the dock?

Pier pressure

What do armed forces at sea feel when depressed?

The Navy blues What part of the Mac's desktop would seafarers miss when at sea for a loooong time The Dock

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Who do you call when you need a dock fixed?

A docktor.

What do you call a docks nanny?

An Au'Peir

Where do you park Two Ships of Theseus?

At a Pair of Docks

Why are the whores in the docks never hungry?

There are so much seamen there.

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What color were Kurt Cobaine's eyes?

Blue. One blue one way and one blue the other way.

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The runway

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What is a rifle with three barrels?

A trifle.

How do you tell if an Arkansas girl is old enough to marry?

A: Make her stand in a barrel. If her chin is over the top she's old enough. If it isn't cut the barrel down a bit.

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Why did the young boat dock before it was ready?

Pier Pressure

Why didn't the man go under the boardwalk?

He doesn't like giving in to pier pressure.

Ship Jokes More Ship Jokes

What did the sea monster have for dinner?

Fish and ships.

What saved the ship?

flambuoyancy"

Crate Jokes More Crate Jokes

What are 3 naked woman on a crate of beer?

In the way!

What do you call a crate of ducks ?

A box of quackers !

Fix Jokes More Fix Jokes

Why can't horses fix merry go rounds?

They'd be terrified

Why wasn't there a Captain America movie tie in videogame?

Because every time one bug was fixed, 2 more appeared.