Dock Jokes

Why did the boat dock with the all of the other boats?

Pier Pressure

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Where do you take a sick ship?

To the doc(k)!

Where do dock workers like to shop?

Crate and Barrel.

Where did the sick boat go?

To the dock.

Why did the young boat dock before it was ready?

Pier Pressure

Where do sick boats go?

The Dock

Where did the sick boat go to get a checkup?

The Dock!

Where does a tugboat go when it feels sick?

To the Dock

What did the busy port master say to the rowdy pirates who wanted to dock?

I don't have time for your ship."

Why did the boy jump off the dock?

Pier pressure

What do armed forces at sea feel when depressed?

The Navy blues What part of the Mac's desktop would seafarers miss when at sea for a loooong time The Dock

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Who do you call when you need a dock fixed?

A docktor.

What do you call a docks nanny?

An Au'Peir

Where do you park Two Ships of Theseus?

At a Pair of Docks

Why are the whores in the docks never hungry?

There are so much seamen there.

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Armed Force Jokes More Armed Force Jokes

Why do volleyball player want to join the armed forces?

For the chance to gain some experience in the service.

What do armed forces at sea feel when depressed?

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Jump Jokes More Jump Jokes

Why aren't you married yet" is like asking "Why haven't you jumped from a moving car yet?

B/c it's painful and not required

Why did the Ape jump off the building?

He wanted to show the world the stuff he was made of!

Sea Jokes More Sea Jokes

Who sleeps at the bottom of the sea ?

Jack the kipper !

What is slimy and wobbly tastes of raspberry and lives in the seas?

A red jellyfish.

Pier Jokes More Pier Jokes

Where do internet pirates get their loot?

From pier to pier.

Why did the researcher take his paper to the harbour?

To get it pier reviewed.

Park Jokes More Park Jokes

Where would Helen Keller park her car?

On top of three children.

What do you call a frog that's parked illegally?

Toad.

Navy Jokes More Navy Jokes

Why does the Navy put Marines on board ships?

A. "Because sheep would be too obvious"

Why must you be religious to join the Navy?

Because it's a place of war ship.

Docktor Jokes More Docktor Jokes

What do you do with a sick boat?

Take it to the docktor!

Who do you call when you need a dock fixed?

A docktor.