Dock Jokes

Why did the boat dock with the all of the other boats?

Pier Pressure

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Where do you take a sick ship?

To the doc(k)!

Where do dock workers like to shop?

Crate and Barrel.

Where did the sick boat go?

To the dock.

Why did the young boat dock before it was ready?

Pier Pressure

Where do sick boats go?

The Dock

Where did the sick boat go to get a checkup?

The Dock!

Where does a tugboat go when it feels sick?

To the Dock

What did the busy port master say to the rowdy pirates who wanted to dock?

I don't have time for your ship."

Why did the boy jump off the dock?

Pier pressure

What do armed forces at sea feel when depressed?

The Navy blues What part of the Mac's desktop would seafarers miss when at sea for a loooong time The Dock

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Who do you call when you need a dock fixed?

A docktor.

What do you call a docks nanny?

An Au'Peir

Where do you park Two Ships of Theseus?

At a Pair of Docks

Why are the whores in the docks never hungry?

There are so much seamen there.

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