What did the optimist say to his doctor when he found out he had lung cancer?

Well, I'll deal with this asbestos I can!"

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What did Spock find in the toilet?

Captain's log.

Why couldn't the t-rex find a mate?

Because he had a reptile dysfunction.

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Why did the clown go to the doctor?

Because he was feeling a little funny. He had testicular cancer.

Why did the cookie visit the doctor?

He was feeling a little crummy.

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How do you deal with radical Islamists?

You square them.

What I say: "Does anyone need anything from the store?

What I mean: "I'm off to smoke a bowl in my car so I can deal with all of you."

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How many optimists does it take to change a light bulb?

Who says it's dark

What are your strengths?

I'm an optimist and a positive thinker." "Give me an example" "When do I start "

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What's easier to get, aids or lung cancer?

Depends what you smoke. (Not native speaker, sorry if it doesn't make sense)

What did the optimist say to his doctor when he found out he had lung cancer?

Well, I'll deal with this asbestos I can!"

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What did the terminally-ill dock worker say about his health care?

It's asbestos could be."

What's the only thing worse than asbestos?

Asworstos.