What did the optimist say to his doctor when he found out he had lung cancer?

Well, I'll deal with this asbestos I can!"

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Where do you find a quadriplegic?

There where you left him.

Why are Women like buses?

You wait all day for one then find out 48 other people in the local area have been riding on her.

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Why did the library book go to the doctor?

It needed to be checked out it had a bloated appendix.

Why did the shark go to the doctors?

Because he didn't feel very whale

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What do you call a drug dealing church?

Crystal Methodists

What did the mods say when they found me giving Reddit gold to my alt account?

He who smelt it, dealt it.

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What does an optimist call the World Trade Center?

San Diego.

What did the optimist say as he jumped off the building?

So far, so good.

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What's easier to get, aids or lung cancer?

Depends what you smoke. (Not native speaker, sorry if it doesn't make sense)

What did the optimist say to his doctor when he found out he had lung cancer?

Well, I'll deal with this asbestos I can!"

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Why do carcinogens want to give us cancer so badly?

Because they're trying asbestos they can.

What did the doctor say to the Mesothelioma patient?

There's not much I can do, but I'll do asbestos I can!