Lung Cancer Jokes

What did the optimist say to his doctor when he found out he had lung cancer?

Well, I'll deal with this asbestos I can!"

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How is the 85 year old Contractor that survived lung cancer doing?

Asbestos he can. I'm so sorry.

What's easier to get, aids or lung cancer?

Depends what you smoke. (Not native speaker, sorry if it doesn't make sense)

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What makes no sense?

The Canadian Mint

What happened to the Milkman?

He drank all the milk.... makes sense no logically, yes!

Asbestos Jokes More Asbestos Jokes

What did the optimist say to his doctor when he found out he had lung cancer?

Well, I'll deal with this asbestos I can!"

What did the doctor say to the Mesothelioma patient?

There's not much I can do, but I'll do asbestos I can!

Optimist Jokes More Optimist Jokes

What did the optimist say as he jumped off the building?

So far, so good.

What are your strengths?

I'm an optimist and a positive thinker." "Give me an example" "When do I start "

Survive Jokes More Survive Jokes

What happens when an American has a heart attack and survives?

A 'murical.

What do you call LeVar Burton that survived months of being lost in the wilderness?

Geordi La Forage

Depend Jokes More Depend Jokes

What's a Grecian Urn?

About 2 bucks an hour depending on what the current minimum wage is.

How many philosophers does it take to screw in a light bulb?

It depends on the definition of lightbulb.

Doctor Jokes More Doctor Jokes

What do you call a Doctor who received all 'D's in Medical School?

Doctor

What happened when two hydrogen atoms collided?

The doctor had to heal-ium.

Deal Jokes More Deal Jokes

How did Saddam deal with his leftovers?

He used sarin wrap

What's the deal with the phrase "door ajar"?

I mean, is it a door or is it a jar?

Smoke Jokes More Smoke Jokes

What do you call a group of IT guys that smoke meth?

Geek Squad

What did the big chimney say to the smaller chimney?

You're too young to be smoking!