Lung Cancer Jokes

What did the optimist say to his doctor when he found out he had lung cancer?

Well, I'll deal with this asbestos I can!"

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How is the 85 year old Contractor that survived lung cancer doing?

Asbestos he can. I'm so sorry.

What's easier to get, aids or lung cancer?

Depends what you smoke. (Not native speaker, sorry if it doesn't make sense)

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Asbestos Jokes More Asbestos Jokes

Why do carcinogens want to give us cancer so badly?

Because they're trying asbestos they can.

What's the only thing worse than asbestos?

Asworstos.

Doctor Jokes More Doctor Jokes

What's the difference between a doctor and God?

God doesn't walk around thinking he's a doctor.

Why did the cookie go to the doctor?

Because he felt crumby. - my 4 y.o. daughter

Sense Jokes More Sense Jokes

What makes a little bit of sense, but you'll never understand?

Hobos

Whats the difference between congress and a US mint?

One of them makes sense!

Optimist Jokes More Optimist Jokes

What does an optimist call the World Trade Center?

San Diego.

How many optimists does it take to change a light bulb?

Who says it's dark

Find Jokes More Find Jokes

How's Skywalker?

Han: He was nearly frozen when I found him. Leia: And, now Han: Lukewarm. Leia: ... Han: Hehehe

What is the most annoying part of boiling vegetables?

Finding a pot big enough for the wheelchair.

Deal Jokes More Deal Jokes

What's the deal with reddit being obsessed about puns?

I've never... META ... group of people so obsessed with puns before.. Fine, I'll leave :(:(

What's the deal with lampshades?

If your gonna turn on a light... Why shade it.

Smoke Jokes More Smoke Jokes

What does a 14 year-old Native American girl say when she loses her virginity?

Stop Dad, you're crushing me smokes!

What do you call an alpacca that screams when it sees fire?

A smoke aLaama.

Aid Jokes More Aid Jokes

What's easier to get, aids or lung cancer?

Depends what you smoke. (Not native speaker, sorry if it doesn't make sense)

What do Aids, Syphilis and Chlamydia have in common?

Your mom.