What's the deal with lampshades?

If your gonna turn on a light... Why shade it.

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Light Jokes More Light Jokes

Why do the police hate teenage fireflies?

They never stop lighting up.

Why didn't the Photon have any luggage on the plane?

He was Travelling Light

Turn Jokes More Turn Jokes

What happened to the the Pentagon after the plane crash in 9/11?

It turned into a hexagon.

What do you call a symphony where everyone plays at the same time instead of taking turns?

An chestra.

Deal Jokes More Deal Jokes

How did Saddam deal with his leftovers?

He used sarin wrap

Where were you on the night of the 5th?

Dealing drugs." "Louder for the tape " leans in "Healing pugs. I'm a pug vet."

Shade Jokes More Shade Jokes

Why is the Champs-lyses lined with trees?

So the Germans can march in the shade.

What do you call 256 Shades of Grey?

Grayscale

Lampshade Jokes More Lampshade Jokes

Where's the genie?

Takes off lampshade* What's wrong with this thing

Why doesn't Anne Coulter have any loose skin?

She's afraid someone will make a lampshade out of it.