What's the deal with lampshades?

If your gonna turn on a light... Why shade it.

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How many Biebers does it take to change a light bulb?

None. There are no light bulbs in the closet. Another one: Why is Justin Bieber so pale? Because there's no light inside the closet

How long does it take light to travel from the sun to the earth?

Not nearly as long as it would take to travel around your mom.

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What does a Maple Leads fan do after his team wins the Stanley Cup?

He turns off his Xbox and goes back to bed.

Why do they call it the Xbox360?

Because when you see it, you turn 360 degrees and walk away.

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How do mathematicians deal with constipation?

They work it out with a pencil.

How did the mathematician deal with his constipation?

He worked it out with a pencil

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Why are the avenues in Paris lined with trees?

A:Because Germans like to march in the shade.

Why did the dog sit in the shade?

It didn't want to be a hotdog. *ba dum tsss *ba dum tish idk

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What's the deal with lampshades?

If your gonna turn on a light... Why shade it.

Where's the genie?

Takes off lampshade* What's wrong with this thing