How did the mathematician deal with his constipation?

He worked it out with a pencil

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What does a mathematician do when they have constipation....?

They work it out with a pencil!

How do mathematicians solve constipation?

They just work it out with a pencil!

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What did the optimist say to his doctor when he found out he had lung cancer?

Well, I'll deal with this asbestos I can!"

What did the mods say when they found me giving Reddit gold to my alt account?

He who smelt it, dealt it.