What are your symptoms?

I can't laugh and I can't sing. I'm finding it hard to do anything!"

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What did Spock find in the toilet?

Captain's log.

What did Euler find in his toilet?

A natural log

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What do lightning bolts do when they laugh?

They crack up

Why do people at work always laugh at my jokes?

Because they're paid to.

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What is the difference between a pitbull and a Golden Retriever?

A Golden Retriever can sing better.

What did the angry man sing when he found his slippers chewed up by the new puppy ?

I must throw that doggie out the window !"!

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What are the symptoms of amnesia?

I can't remember

What are your symptoms?

I can't laugh and I can't sing. I'm finding it hard to do anything!"