What are your symptoms?

I can't laugh and I can't sing. I'm finding it hard to do anything!"

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What is most commonly found in cells?

Apparently "black people" was not the right answer

What's black and found at the top of a stair case?

Stephen Hawking after a house fire.

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Why was the atom laughing?

Because part tickles.

Why did the Chihuahua laugh?

The cow jumped over the moon.

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Who sings "Love me tender" and makes Christmas toys?

Santa's little Elvis.

What old-time song is the burgers' favourite?

Hammy' - as sung by Al Jolson!

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What are the symptoms of amnesia?

I can't remember

What are your symptoms?

I can't laugh and I can't sing. I'm finding it hard to do anything!"