What happens if you sing country music backwards?

A: You get your job and your wife back.

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What happens when Niagara trips?

Niagara Falls

What happened to the body builder ...whose favorite gym closed down?

He was depressed.

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Why didn't you report your stolen credit card?

Man: The thief was spending less than my wife. Police: Then why are you reporting it now Man: I think now the thief's wife has started using it!

What's the only thing in the world that's bigger than a Samoan man?

His wife.

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How did the hot dog vendor tackle his job?

A: With relish.

Why was Farmer Bob so good at his job?

Because he was outstanding in his field

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What do you get when you play country music backwards?

You get your job back, you get your wife back and you get your tractor back.

Why do Black People hate country music?

Because when they hear "Hoe Down" they think their sister got shot.

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What Journey song to Chinese people sing at funerals?

Don't Stop Bereavin'

What do cows sing at their friends birthday parties?

Happy Birthday to MOO Happy Birthday to Moo