What happens if you sing country music backwards?

A: You get your job and your wife back.

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What's so weird about a steroid addiction?

No matter what happens, the addiction always makes you stronger.

What is the saddest that can happen to Putin's team for the olympic games ?

To be put out.

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What do you get if you play a C&amp?

W song backwards? Your wife back, your house back, your car back, and your dog back.

What if I draw a peanut on her napkin?

Wife: Please go wait in the car

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What did one unemployed cancer cell say to the other unemployed cancer cell?

Let's get Jobs. Found in the comments of a post by

What makes the scarecrow so good at his job?

He's outstanding in his field

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What do you call a self help book for a Country Music singer?

Drink, Pray, Truck

Why do Black People hate country music?

Because when they hear "Hoe Down" they think their sister got shot.

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How many folk musicians does it take to change a light bulb?

A: Seven one to change and the other six to sing about how good the old one was.

How do you stop the protests in Charlotte?

Sing the nation anthem they will sit down