What happens if you sing country music backwards?

A: You get your job and your wife back.

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What's the worst thing that could happen if you don't use a condom?

Your parents would know!

What happens in a chinese restaurant when the power goes out?

It'll dim sum

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What did the Morman say when asked what kind of wives he wanted?

Brigham Young"

Who has more money than God?

His Ex-Wife.

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Which part of the Bible won't you find a black man?

The Book of Job.

How is your job and your wife different?

I don't mind telling work the other jobs I've done

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Why do Black People hate country music?

Because when they hear "Hoe Down" they think their sister got shot.

What do you call a self help book for a Country Music singer?

Drink, Pray, Truck

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What old-time song is the burgers' favourite?

Hammy' - as sung by Al Jolson!

How can Ozzy Osbourne possibly sing that?

when Tony Iommi is standing right next to him, alive and well.