What happens if you sing country music backwards?

A: You get your job and your wife back.

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What happened to the fireman who let the house burn?

He got fired.

What happened to the Greek dairy farmer who got robbed on his way to market?

He was un-feta-ed of his cheese.

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Which perfume do you use ?

It smells good. I want to buy one for my wife." Lady: "Please don't. Some idiot will have an excuse to talk to her."

What did the Gorilla call his first wife?

His prime-mate!

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What job do you never stop training for?

Conductor

Where do men with erectile dysfunction go to find a job?

Ubisoft

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What do you call a self help book for a Country Music singer?

Drink, Pray, Truck

Why don't black people listen to country music?

Every time the hear the word hoedown they think their sister's been shot.

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Why do the say "Amen" in church but not "Awoman?

Because they sing hymns, not hers!*

Why do people say amen instead of awomen at church?

Because they sing hymns, not hers.