What happens if you sing country music backwards?

A: You get your job and your wife back.

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They toasted the bride and groom.

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Shoot her again.

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Cantilever? (can't I leave her)

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He never delivered.

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What do you get when you play country music backwards?

You get your job back, you get your wife back and you get your tractor back.

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Every time the hear the word hoedown they think their sister's been shot.

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