A: You get your job and your wife back.
They get a fangover.
Every time she sneezed her hat blew off.
There's already a clock on the stove
You feed the kids, I'll feed the fishes."
To Tally-hos!
He ran out of patients.
Every time the hear the word hoedown they think their sister's been shot.
Because they sing hymns, not hers.
Noel-ephants Noel-ephants...