What Journey song to Chinese people sing at funerals?

Don't Stop Bereavin'

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How do you get a clown to stop smiling?

Hit him in the face with an axe

What's another name for an parent?

Someone who's stopped growing except around the waist.

Chinese Jokes More Chinese Jokes

How do you tell when the Chinese move to town?

When the Mexicans get car insurance.

What do a Chinese tourist who got run over by a bus and a lobster have in common?

They're both crushed-asians

Sing Jokes More Sing Jokes

How can you tell an old person from a young person?

An old person can sing and brush their teeth at the same time.

What are your intentions with our daughter?

Uh I need someone to sing the girl parts of Grease songs with me

Journey Jokes More Journey Jokes

What did Journey say to the critic as he stormed out of their concert?

Don't stop! Be leaving!" Just a joke I thought up the other day.

Why does the Fonz dress up as an insect when going on a journey?

Because he wants to get from ayy to bee.

Funeral Jokes More Funeral Jokes

What do you call a server at a funeral?

A wake-tress

How do you know it was not U.S. that did the aerial bombing?

Because the funeral, wedding and hospital were not the targets.

Chinese People Jokes More Chinese People Jokes

Why is it so difficult to call Chinese people?

There's so many wings it's easy to wing the wong number.

How many Chinese people does it take to change a light bulb?

Only one but he has to manufacture it first.