What Journey song to Chinese people sing at funerals?

Don't Stop Bereavin'

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What falls faster from a tree? A leaf or an emo?

The leaf, the rope stops the emo.

Why stop with two L's Lloyd?

why

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What did the Chinese man say when ophthalmologist told him he had a cataract?

No, I have a Rincoln Continental!*

Who was the most active of the chinese khanes?

Ginseng khan I am in a silly mood. Have a good day

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What song did Scar sing when he fixed his car horn?

Beep repaired...

What's blue and sings alone?

Dan Ackroyd.

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What does a ship weigh when she leaves for a journey?

Anchor.

What did Journey say to the critic as he stormed out of their concert?

Don't stop! Be leaving!" Just a joke I thought up the other day.

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Why did the elk cry at the funeral?

He had lost a deer friend

What does a necrophiliac get at a funeral?

Mourning wood.

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Why do Chinese people love NY?

Because they heard we sell hotdogs for $0.75 each.

What is harder than telling the difference between Chinese people?

Telling the difference between Chinese people with down syndrome.