Try some sparkly earrings.
Wasn't there a joke before posted about asking what a girl would do for $20 or something A dirty joke I'm trying to find it but I can't....
Psychic: That shirt is too small. Employee: You didn't even try it on. Psychic: I'm a medium.
Pops.
Pop
A: Trying to hold on to a thought.
You get a cobbler!