Well, I'm guessing it's because the other fifty percent can't afford lawyers.
Tupacalypse. (thanks to my buddy Mike)
It never ends.
Because deep down they're really nice people.
The vacuum cleaner has the dirtbag on the inside.
It's going well I guess. It has its usps and it's downs. Edited for correctness
Guess we're wombmates!
She named him Oedipus.
Woman: We wanted to wait until the kids were dead.
In the Pro Bowl, they give ten percent.
The one percent
With inflation raising the cost he couldn't afford it.
Dentist: I can't afford to. She's my best patient.
Because Olive Oyl was saving herself for marriage.
Interracial
