Why do fifty percent of marriages end in divorce?

Well, I'm guessing it's because the other fifty percent can't afford lawyers.

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What happens when clowns get divorced?

They end up in a custardy battle.

Why do Polish people's names end in 'ski'?

Because they can't spell toboggan.

Lawyer Jokes More Lawyer Jokes

When a hot blonde walks in. The one lawyer says, "Man, wouldn't you like to screw that?

and the other lawyer replies, "Outta what "

Why did the lawyer refuse to take payment when defending the lead singer of U2?

Because he said he was pro Bono.

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When the barber is done cutting his hair, the cowboy goes back outside. And guess what?

Pony gone.

Why ya going to the airport?

Why ya going to the airport? Flying Somewhere?" : "How'd you guess?" : "Well, I saw your luggage, then when I saw the airplane ticket I put two and two together. So where you headed?" : "Aspen." : "Mmm, California.. Beautiful."

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What did Han.... Tell Leia after they separated?

May Divorce be with you.*

Why did my Geoligist wife divorce me?

She kept on saying that everything I said was complete bullschist

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What type of milk does Mitt Romney use with his cereal?

The one percent

Why do fifty percent of marriages end in divorce?

Well, I'm guessing it's because the other fifty percent can't afford lawyers.

Afford Jokes More Afford Jokes

Why did the peasant have poor judgement?

He couldn't afford better judgement I'll be here all day folks

What does a feminist get when she can't afford a punching bag?

A boyfriend.

Marriage Jokes More Marriage Jokes

What mistake did the chronometer make while it was getting along well with the digital watch?

It asked the digital watch for its hand in marriage.

When I was a little boy I asked my mum 'how many is a couple?

She replied 'oh, two or three' Now I know why her marriage didn't last long