Why do fifty percent of marriages end in divorce?

Well, I'm guessing it's because the other fifty percent can't afford lawyers.

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What will I have at the end of the day?

Three bags of skittles and a small body to hide.

How do all races end in the desert?

In a cacti!

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What's one profession that doctors, lawyers, even the king of Saudi Arabia and the presidents of the USSR and US bow their heads to?

Barbers.

What is the ideal weight of a lawyer?

About three pounds, including the urn.

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Why do fifty percent of marriages end in divorce?

Well, I'm guessing it's because the other fifty percent can't afford lawyers.

What did the hippy who has been crashing on your couch for the last 2 weeks say when you asked him to leave?

Am I supposed to say the answer or let y'all guess for a bit !

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Why did the 2 stem cell researchers get a divorce?

Because they grew a part.

Why did Frosty the Snowman want a divorce?

Because he thought his wife was a flake.

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What type of milk does Mitt Romney use with his cereal?

The one percent

Why do fifty percent of marriages end in divorce?

Well, I'm guessing it's because the other fifty percent can't afford lawyers.

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What do you call gigabytes in Africa?

They can't afford computers in Africa.

Why did vatican invite Bernie not Hillary?

They couldn't afford it.

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How is a marriage like a hot bath?

A: Once you get used to it it's not so hot.

What did the string say when the rope proposed marriage?

Let's knot."