Why do fifty percent of marriages end in divorce?

Well, I'm guessing it's because the other fifty percent can't afford lawyers.

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What word begins with the letter "F" and ends in "UCK"?

A: FIRETRUCK.

What is the best joke you have heard that was on the end of a Popsicle stick?

Here is mine: Q: Where do snowmen dance --------- A: At the snowball. Best joke at the end of a Popsicle stick

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What's the difference between a lawyer and a bucket filled with manure?

The bucket

How many lawyers does it take to stop a moving bus?

Never enough.

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What did the colours red and violet say to one another when they couldn't agree in their debate?

I guess we're just on different ends of the spectrum.

What did the hippy who has been crashing on your couch for the last 2 weeks say when you asked him to leave?

Am I supposed to say the answer or let y'all guess for a bit !

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Why did Walt and Skyler get divorced?

There was no chemistry.

Why did the 2 stem cell researchers get a divorce?

Because they grew a part.

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Why do fifty percent of marriages end in divorce?

Well, I'm guessing it's because the other fifty percent can't afford lawyers.

What type of milk does Mitt Romney use with his cereal?

The one percent

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What is a double-wide salad?

It's a salad for people who can't afford a house salad

Why couldn't the clown make balloon animals for the children?

With inflation raising the cost he couldn't afford it.

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What are the three rings of marriage?

The first one is the engagement ring...the second one is the wedding ring...and the third one is the suffering.

What's the difference between a princess and a witch?

2 years of marriage.