Percent Jokes

What's the difference between the Pro Bowl and a typical church?

In the Pro Bowl, they give ten percent.

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What type of milk does Mitt Romney use with his cereal?

The one percent

Why do fifty percent of marriages end in divorce?

Well, I'm guessing it's because the other fifty percent can't afford lawyers.

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Milk Jokes More Milk Jokes

What type of bees make milk?

Boo bees

What does America and my Milk have in common?

Both will go bad in 9 days.

Hunt Jokes More Hunt Jokes

What gun do you use to hunt a moose?

A moosecut!

Why do only 20 percent of blonde chicks lay Easter eggs?

The rest are hunting peckers.

Afford Jokes More Afford Jokes

What is the meaning of afford?

It's the car most sales representatives drive.

What do you call gigabytes in Africa?

They can't afford computers in Africa.

Juan Percent Jokes More Juan Percent Jokes

What do you call rich Mexicans?

The Juan percent.

What do you call the top wealthiest people in Mexico?

The Juan percent.

Mitt Romney Jokes More Mitt Romney Jokes

What type of milk does Mitt Romney use with his cereal?

The one percent

What are Mitt Romney's favorite shoes?

Flip flops

Type Jokes More Type Jokes

What type of bees make milk?

Boo bees

What type of fruit is impossible to marry?

Cantaloupe

Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between rock and jazz?

Rock is playing three chords for a thousand people. Jazz is playing a thousand chords for three people.

What is the difference between a locomotive engineer and a teacher?

One minds the train the other trains the mind.

Guess Jokes More Guess Jokes

What did the Seven Dwarfs say when the prince woke up Snow White?

Welp.... I guess it's back to jerking off!

Who's the wost president ever?

Guess we'll find out in January.