What gun do you use to hunt a moose?

A moosecut!

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What cell phone service do Stormtroopers use?

AT & AT.

Why don't smart girls ever get pregnant?

Because they use their head.

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Why can't a feminist shoot a gun?

They can't handle the triggers.

What do you think Jesus's stance would be on guns?

I think he would be most strict on nail gun control. (Credit to Taylor on PKA)

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How does Robin Williams go thrift shopping?

Good Will Hunting

What's the difference between golf and Lady Godiva?

One is a hunt on a course.

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What's the difference between a Canadian woman and a moose?

50 pounds and a flannel.

Why did the hunter scold his blonde wife after she shot a moose over quota?

Cause when he asked her why she shot it, she replied: "I asked it what it was before I shot. But that cow wasn't gonna fool me!"