What gun do you use to hunt a moose?

A moosecut!

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They use French resistors.

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Because they use honey combs!

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They can't handle the trigger!

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Looking for a lost golf ball is a hunt on a course.

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I'm game.

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What gun do you use to hunt a moose?

A moosecut!

What do you call a burial chamber full of Moose?

Moosoleum.