Hunt Jokes

Why didn't the Mexican go now hunting?

Because he didn't habanero.

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Why did Boba Fett work alone?

Because he was hunting Solo.

Why are there no feminists in Japan?

Because they hunt whales.

Why are Mexicans good at bow hunting?

Because they hav-an-arrow! :D

Why is it a bad idea to hunt the US national bird?

It's ill-eagle

What did the deer say when the sportsman asked if he wanted to go hunting?

I'm game.

What's the difference between looking for a lost golf ball and Lady Godiva?

Looking for a lost golf ball is a hunt on a course.

Why is Shakespeare bad at hunting?

because he can't aim steadily

What do you call a person that constantly hunts for karma?

A predditor. EDIT:

Why did Clemson choose orange as its team color?

So they could play football on Saturday, go hunting on Sunday, and pick up garbage the rest of the week.

Why do only 20 percent of blonde chicks lay Easter eggs?

The rest are hunting peckers.

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Why do Ethiopians have fly swatters?

To hunt for their food.

Why do only 99.9% of dentists recommend Listerine?

Because the other .1% is too busy out hunting lions

Why is seeing a snow leopard on the hunt almost, but not quite the rarest thing in the world?

A ready predator is pretty rare, but not as rare as a pretty redditor! :)

Why did the Duck flying in the sky get Shot?

Michael J Fox was hunting rabbits.

Why pink camo?

Do people hunt barbie jeeps or try to sneak up on pepto bismol

Why didn't the Eskimo want to go hunting?

I don't know, guess he just wasn't Inuit.

What did the predators say before they went hunting?

Let us prey first.

How does Robin Williams go thrift shopping?

Good Will Hunting

What did the vegetarian lion say before going hunting?

Lettuce prey"

Why can't Mexicans bow hunt?

Cause they don't Habanero!

What does the lion say to his friends before they go out hunting for food?

Let us prey.

What gun do you use to hunt a moose?

A moosecut!

What's the best way to hunt for deer?

Driving at midnight.

What do you call a girl who hunts owls?

A hooters shooter girl

What did the lions say to his cubs when he taught them to hunt ?

Don't go over the road till you see the zebra crossing.'

What's the difference between golf and Lady Godiva?

One is a hunt on a course.

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Why can't Mexicans bow hunt?

Cause they don't Habanero!

What has wings a long tail and wears a bow?

A birthday pheasant!

Know Jokes More Know Jokes

What's better than winning gold in the Paralympics?

Having a pair of legs...... I know, I know, I'm going to hell

Why are campers so predictable?

You know they're in tents.

Want Jokes More Want Jokes

How many wizards does it take to change a lightbulb?

Depends what you want it to change into...

Why did the black guy wear a tuxedo to his vasectomy?

If he was going to be impotent he wanted to look impotent.

Course Jokes More Course Jokes

Where do they weigh whales?

At the whale weigh station of course.

What do you call a disobedient feline pirate?

A mew-tineer! And what do you call a genetically altered cow A moo-tant, of course!

Japan Jokes More Japan Jokes

What do you call a stock market crash in Japan?

The "My Yen" Apocalypse

What did the Japan team say after the first half of the Women's World Cup?

I, 4-1, know we won't win."

National Bird Jokes More National Bird Jokes

How does one refer to intentionally harming the national bird of the U.S?

It's an ill-eagle activity

What's the national bird of Iraq?

The drone.

Search Jokes More Search Jokes

How many social scientists does it take to change a light bulb?

None. Social scientists do not change light bulbs they search for the root cause as to why the last one went out.

What's the best way to search a linen store?

Undercover.

Mexican Jokes More Mexican Jokes

What do you call a Mexican Standoff between two people?

Juan vs. Juan

What does a Mexican cut a pizza with?

Little ceasars!!! (Scissors)