Why pink camo?

Do people hunt barbie jeeps or try to sneak up on pepto bismol

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People Jokes More People Jokes

Who are the hamburgers favourite people?

Vegetarians!

Why are test tube manufacturers always single?

People just seem to find them vial!

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Why is it so hard for an eighty year old woman to pee in the morning?

Have you ever tried pulling apart a grilled cheese?!

What do boys and algebra have in common?

They are both trying to find their X and they don't know Y.

Sneak Jokes More Sneak Jokes

Why do you wear riding boots?

You don't ride horses. Me: Why do you wear sneakers You don't sneak.

How do you scare a man?

Sneak up behind him and start throwing rice.

Hunt Jokes More Hunt Jokes

Why is it a bad idea to hunt the US national bird?

It's ill-eagle

What gun do you use to hunt a moose?

A moosecut!