Why pink camo?

Do people hunt barbie jeeps or try to sneak up on pepto bismol

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People Jokes More People Jokes

What do you call it when people line up well?

High queue-ality.

Why don't people tell Jim Jones jokes?

The punchline is too long.

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What do you call someone who claims to do drugs to try to look cool?

A marajuannabe.

How did Helen Keller break her arms?

She tried to read a road sign going 45mph

Sneak Jokes More Sneak Jokes

What happened to sneaking out and getting drunk in the woods?

Teenagers these days be all "I hate you mom I'm joining ISIS."

Why aren't the Eagles worried about big cats sneaking up on them?

They know there ain't no way to hide those lion eyes.

Hunt Jokes More Hunt Jokes

Why do only 99.9% of dentists recommend Listerine?

Because the other .1% is too busy out hunting lions

Why is Shakespeare bad at hunting?

because he can't aim steadily