Why did Clemson choose orange as its team color?

So they could play football on Saturday, go hunting on Sunday, and pick up garbage the rest of the week.

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Play Jokes More Play Jokes

Why does Tiger have to take so many baths?

Because he plays with Pooh all day.

What game do tornadoes like to play?

Twister

Pick Jokes More Pick Jokes

Why is there cotton on top of the pills inside a pill bottle?

To remind black people they picked cotton before they sold drugs.

What do you get when you mix a Mexican with an octopus?

I dont know, but it sure as hell can pick apples.

Football Jokes More Football Jokes

Why do men like football?

Because the biggest priorities in football are also the biggest priorities in every man's life.... Scoring and Ball Security.

Why couldn't Cinderella play football very well?

Her coach was a pumpkin

Week Jokes More Week Jokes

Why should a honeymoon only be six days?

ANSWER: Because seven days makes a whole week.

What's the best day of the week to marry your gaming console?

Wednesday

Sunday Jokes More Sunday Jokes

Why are Saturday and Sunday strong?

Because all the other days are week days.

What does a sandal do on Sunday's?

It saves its sole.

Rest Jokes More Rest Jokes

Why don't bananas snore?

Because they don't want to wake up the rest of the bunch.

How many white people does it take to replace a light bulb?

One to hold the bulb, and the rest to screw the whole world.

Garbage Jokes More Garbage Jokes

What's the difference between garbage and a girl from New Jersey?

Garbage gets picked up!

What has handles and flies?

A witch in a garbage can.

Hunt Jokes More Hunt Jokes

Why pink camo?

Do people hunt barbie jeeps or try to sneak up on pepto bismol

Why can't Mexicans bow hunt?

Cause they don't Habanero!

Choose Jokes More Choose Jokes

What did you choose?

Guy: I don't remember.

What's do Christians and politicians have in common?

They pick and choose what they want to believe.

Saturday Jokes More Saturday Jokes

Why don't the post office get the Jehovah's Witnesses to deliver the mail on Saturday?

Work smarter not harder people.

Why do Physicists make terrible parents?

They think their children are small enough to neglect! Adapted from a Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal, I forget which one.