Why did the chicken and the freemason cross the street?

To get the Yolk Rite.

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Chicken Jokes More Chicken Jokes

How do you walk a chicken on a leash?

You pullet.

Why did the chicken get a Ouija Board?

To contact those on the other side.

Cross Jokes More Cross Jokes

What do you get when you cross.... .... the DNA of a human with the DNA of a goat?

Kicked out of the petting zoo.

What do you get if you cross a computer and a Rottweiller ?

A computer with a lot of bites !

Street Jokes More Street Jokes

Why does Bono never get any mail?

He lives on a street with no name.

Why did it take three burly Boy Scouts to help the old lady across the street?

A: Because she didn't want to go.

Freemason Jokes More Freemason Jokes

How many Freemasons does it take to screw in a light bulb?

It's a secret!

Why did the chicken and the freemason cross the street?

To get the Yolk Rite.