Why did the chicken and the freemason cross the street?

To get the Yolk Rite.

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Chicken Jokes More Chicken Jokes

What do you call making jokes of a chicken on fire?

Roasting a chicken.

Why did the chicken get a Ouija Board?

To contact those on the other side.

Cross Jokes More Cross Jokes

Why did the snail cross the road ?

It is not clear yet , let it cross the road first. Update : It has been confirmed that it was to meet the Chicken who crossed the road earlier.

Why does AMD call having 2 or more cards Crossfire?

Because no matter what card you cross, and how many, you're bound to start a fire.

Street Jokes More Street Jokes

What do you say to two dust particles making out in the street?

Get a broom, you two.

Why are the streets of Paris lined with trees?

The Germans like shade

Freemason Jokes More Freemason Jokes

How many Freemasons does it take to screw in a light bulb?

It's a secret!

Why did the chicken and the freemason cross the street?

To get the Yolk Rite.