Why did the chicken and the freemason cross the street?

To get the Yolk Rite.

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Chicken Jokes More Chicken Jokes

What has six eyes, four wings and eight legs?

Two chickens and a goat.

Why did the t-rex cross the road?

Because the chicken hadn't evolved yet.

Cross Jokes More Cross Jokes

Why did the grinch cross the road?

HE HAS TOO MUCH LONGER LEG !!!!

Why did Ellen Pao cross the road?

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Street Jokes More Street Jokes

Who's there ! Aladdin ! Aladdin who ?

Aladdin the street wants a word with you !

Why did the accountant cross the street?

To crunch numbers.

Freemason Jokes More Freemason Jokes

How many Freemasons does it take to screw in a light bulb?

It's a secret!

Why did the chicken and the freemason cross the street?

To get the Yolk Rite.