Why did the chicken and the freemason cross the street?

To get the Yolk Rite.

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Chicken Jokes More Chicken Jokes

Why did the chicken cross the rogue?

To get to the other side.

What do you call a chicken at the north pole?

Lost.

Cross Jokes More Cross Jokes

Why did the piece of gum cross the road?

It was stuck to the chicken.

What do you get when you cross Gnomes and Worgen??

Micro-Worgenisms! (From my Bizzard support ticket response today.)

Street Jokes More Street Jokes

How can you tell if the kid that stole your bike is half black and half polish?

He's running down the street with the bike under his arm.

Why so the French line their streets with trees?

So the Germans can march in the shade

Freemason Jokes More Freemason Jokes

Why did the chicken and the freemason cross the street?

To get the Yolk Rite.

How many Freemasons does it take to screw in a light bulb?

It's a secret!