Why did the chicken and the freemason cross the street?

To get the Yolk Rite.

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Chicken Jokes More Chicken Jokes

Why did the fallen child cross the road?

Believing that one day, the chicken will cross the road, it fills you with determination.

Why was the chicken happy?

A: Everything was eggcellent.

Cross Jokes More Cross Jokes

What do you get when you cross a rabbit with a water hose?

Hare spray.

What do you get if cross a frog with some mist ?

Kermit the Fog !

Street Jokes More Street Jokes

Why are the streets of France lined with trees?

So the Germans can march in the shade.

Why did the 25 year old cross the street?

To catch a charmander.

Freemason Jokes More Freemason Jokes

How many Freemasons does it take to screw in a light bulb?

It's a secret!

Why did the chicken and the freemason cross the street?

To get the Yolk Rite.