How do long distance runners send e-mail?

On the sprin-ternet.

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Who looks after the EuroDisney website?

Mick e-mouse.

How does a farmer send messages?

By e-i-e-i-o-mail.

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What did the guy with a neckbeard say when he had to mail something twice?

REPOST!"

What's the difference between an Elephant and a post box?

Well, if you don't know I'm definitely not asking you to mail this letter for me.

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What do you call a lamp you send in the mail?

Lamp post

How do wasps send messages?

By bee-mail.

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How do long distance runners send e-mail?

On the sprin-ternet.

Why does Santa's sled get such good mileage?

Because it has long-distance runners on each side.