How do long distance runners send e-mail?

On the sprin-ternet.

Previous Random Joke Next
E Jokes More E Jokes

How do you keep your husband from reading your e-mail?

A: Rename the mail folder to "instruction manuals"

What is the difference between a parrot saying "E equals M C squared" and most people saying it?

Nothing.

Mail Jokes More Mail Jokes

How do you know if a blonde has been sending e-mail?

A: You see a bunch of envelopes stuffed into the disk drive.

How do you keep your husband from reading your e-mail?

A: Rename the mail folder to "instruction manuals"

Send Jokes More Send Jokes

Why did the cheese get sent to the asylum?

Coz 'e-mmental!

How do you unite both the Catholics and Protestants in Ireland?

By sending in millions of Muslims

Long Distance Runner Jokes More Long Distance Runner Jokes

How do long distance runners send e-mail?

On the sprin-ternet.

Why does Santa's sled get such good mileage?

Because it has long-distance runners on each side.