How do long distance runners send e-mail?

On the sprin-ternet.

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What has an N, an I, two G's, an E, and an R and can be used to describe people of a certain color?

GINGER.

How do you spell "we" with two letters without using the letters W and E?

U and I.

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How do you mail an egg?

In a henvelope!

Where does Iron man get his e-mail?

Fe-mail

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How do mountainers send messages?

By ski-mail.

How do dolphins send messages?

By sea-mail.

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How do long distance runners send e-mail?

On the sprin-ternet.

Why does Santa's sled get such good mileage?

Because it has long-distance runners on each side.