How do long distance runners send e-mail?

On the sprin-ternet.

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How did the Irishman get arthritis?

By craic-ing his knuckles.

What's long, hard and bendable and contains the letters p, e, n, i, s?

Your spine.

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Why did the internit paint his computer screen in little black and white squares?

He wanted to check his e-mail.

How do you know if a blonde has been sending e-mail?

A: You see a bunch of envelopes stuffed into the disk drive.

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What do you call a group of cattle sent into orbit?

The first herd shot round the world!

Why do church bells never send e-mails?

They'd rather give each other a ring.

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Why does Santa's sled get such good mileage?

Because it has long-distance runners on each side.

How do long distance runners send e-mail?

On the sprin-ternet.