What's the difference between an Elephant and a post box?

Well, if you don't know I'm definitely not asking you to mail this letter for me.

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between a corpse and a Chinese baby girl?

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What's the difference between most complex life forms, and the internet?

Most complex life forms are a tube within a tube, and the internet is more like a series of tubes.

Mail Jokes More Mail Jokes

How does a farmer send messages?

By e-i-e-i-o-mail.

How do snowmen read their e-mails?

With an icy-stare!

Know Jokes More Know Jokes

What do you call Kanye dressed as Kermit?

I don't know, but it's not Yeezy being green.

Why are we here?

Me: Philosophers still don't know 5: No, why are we HERE Wife: Your dad is lost and won't ask for directions

Ask Jokes More Ask Jokes

What do you get if you ask a former presidential candidate to write a piece of music about a formula for solving a problem based on a sequence of specified actions?

An algorithm.

How do you know Axe was invented by black people?

If it was white people who invented it, it would be called Ask.

Elephant Jokes More Elephant Jokes

How do you get an elephant out of a Safeway?

You take the ' ' out of ' ', and the ' ' out of ' '.

What's the difference between a fish and an elephant?

OC) You really can't tell the difference between a fish and an elephant

Letter Jokes More Letter Jokes

How many letters are in the alphabet during the Christmas Season?

Only 25...because there's Noel.

Why did the boy jump up and down on the letter?

He heard that you have to stamp letters or the post office won't send them.