What's the difference between an Elephant and a post box?

Well, if you don't know I'm definitely not asking you to mail this letter for me.

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between spit and swallow?

A firm grip on the back of her head.

What's the difference between Victoria Taylor and Arnold Schwarzenegger?

One was fired, the other was terminated

Mail Jokes More Mail Jokes

What do werewolves put at the bottom of their e-mails?

Beast wishes.

How do you keep your husband from reading your e-mail?

A: Rename the mail folder to "instruction manuals"

Know Jokes More Know Jokes

What do you call a Mexican dessert that won't sink?

Or) What do you call an effeminate Mexican custard Flanboyant Muy terrible. I know.

Why did the ska guitarist take twice as long to fap?

He only knows up strokes

Ask Jokes More Ask Jokes

What's the difference between a tuna a piano and a pot of glue..?

You can tuna piano but you can't piano a tuna What about the pot of glue reddit will ask. Hahahahaha I knew you'd get stuck there

How does the blind man know when to stop wiping his arse?

I don't know, that's why I'm asking you.

Elephant Jokes More Elephant Jokes

Why does an elephant have 4 Feet?

Because it would look ridiculous with 8 inches.

What happens when an elephant sits on a car?

It breaks the trunk.

Letter Jokes More Letter Jokes

Which letter of the alphabet is the laziest?

letter G (lethargy)

What letter is like a vegetable?

The letter P.