You switch sides at half time.
I don't know, but it's not Yeezy being green.
I don't know about you, but I'm a Big Fan.
By Spaghett-e-mail!
Only one cannoli.
Ventriloquists have to be able to speak with their mouths closed. Politicians speak out of both sides of their mouths simultaneously.
Intersect it with a plane.
Because a girl on the ground said "I have a boyfriend" later that day the nuke fell into depression
I guess people have made the "switch" to another fad.
With the NHL season getting started tonight. I am wondering what are you best jokes making fun off sports teams. All Sports (Baseball,hockey,football, soccer etc).
They keep drawing !
Six and a half books.
By folding it in half.
When it's broke.
Essays.
Toga-ether we can rule the world !
Grandkids: No children in shopping cart :(( Me: Rules are rules.
They're hard to get started, they emit noxious odors, and half the time they don't work.