How do you know the rules of football was written by an Italian?

You switch sides at half time.

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Know Jokes More Know Jokes

When your boss asks you "do I look stupid to you?

it's a rhetorical question I know this now

When a dad drives past a graveyard: Did you know that's a popular cemetery?

Yep, people are just dying to get in there

Italian Jokes More Italian Jokes

How do Italian Chefs swap recipes?

By Spaghett-e-mail!

What does an Italian... What does an Italian have when one arm is shorter than the other?

A speech impediment. AY!

Side Jokes More Side Jokes

What s the difference between toilet paper and toast?

Toast is brown on both sides.

How does one sink, that which floats?

How does one sync, that which floats Well, we type case the variable to make sure that both sides of the equation are of type, floats.

Switch Jokes More Switch Jokes

Why did the horror fan switch off Cujo?

Because he felt like IT

How do you get from Iran to Iraq without moving?

You switch the 'n' with 'q'.

Football Jokes More Football Jokes

How do you know the rules of football was written by an Italian?

You switch sides at half time.

Why did the architect have his house made backwards?

So he could watch the football

Half Jokes More Half Jokes

How do you get out?

You look in the mirror and see what you saw. Take the saw and saw the table in half. Two half's make a whole, go through the hole.

What do you call a man with half a brain?

Gifted.

Write Jokes More Write Jokes

What do yeast and a redneck have in common?

They're both usually found with beer and inbred. -&y (written by moi)

Why do you own a hot dog stand when you draw and write?

Me: Wanna buy my book Them: No. Me: That's why I own a hot dog stand.

Rule Jokes More Rule Jokes

What do you call a lawmaker in a society ruled by horses that says one thing but does the opposite?

A hippocratic hypocrite.

What do you call a developmentally challenged member of the ruling elite?

An autistocrat.

Half Time Jokes More Half Time Jokes

How are husbands like lawn mowers?

They're hard to get started, they emit noxious odors, and half the time they don't work.

How does Beyonce answer the phone?

HALO HALO HALO!* - inspired from the Superbowl XLV11 Half-Time show