How do you know the rules of football was written by an Italian?

You switch sides at half time.

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Why can't you be the king I know?

The king you have inside you SIMBA: That doesn't make sense. I think I'd remember if I ate a king.

What happens when a soviet and a german have a child?

I don't know but he can conquer poland really fast.

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What do you say to a urinating Italian?

You're-a-pee'n

How do you get a one armed Italian out of a tree?

You talk to him!

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Why do older polygons make sure their sides all stay an equal length?

It keeps you regular.

How do you change the number of sides on a Pentagon?

Intersect it with a plane.

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Why is it difficult to identify horses from the back?

They're always switching their tails!

Why did the horror fan switch off Cujo?

Because he felt like IT

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Why is football the single best sport?

Because americans don't play it.

What wind is best for footballs?

Drew Brees

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What looks like half an apple?

The other half

How many cats sawed in half does it take to change a lightbulb?

Apparently 10 aren't enough :

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What's a hotdog's best subject in school?

History. Because history has always been written by wieners.

Who writes hit musicals on the Internet?

Andrew Lloyd Webber.

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What's the first rule for hitting on girls?

Hit them where it won't show.

What do the umpires rule it?

Fowl ball

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How does Beyonce answer the phone?

HALO HALO HALO!* - inspired from the Superbowl XLV11 Half-Time show

How are husbands like lawn mowers?

They're hard to get started, they emit noxious odors, and half the time they don't work.