How long do owls live?

Six and a half books.

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Where live the knights of the round bed?

They live in Cameltoe.

Why is Luis Suarez a c*nt?

Because he lives in Liverpool.

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Why don't owls make love in the rain?

Because it's too wet to woo.

What's the first thing an Owl asks when you trow a rock at it?

HOOO did that!

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What's worse than finding half a worm in an apple?

Finding a vein in a hot dog.

What has 2 legs and bleeds a lot?

Half a cat.

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What's the average lifespan of an owl?

About six and a half books.

How long does an owl live?

About six and a half books.