How long do owls live?

Six and a half books.

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What is grey and hairy and lives on a man's face?

A mousetache.

Why would I want to quit smoking?

Oh, to live longer. Why would I want to live longer

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What is the average lifespan of an owl?

A little over 6 books.

How long do owls live?

Six and a half books.

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What's the average lifespan of an owl?

About six and a half books.

What do you get for the women who has everything?

A divorce, then she'll only have half of everything.

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How long do owls live?

Six and a half books.

What's the average lifespan of an owl?

About six and a half books.