How long does an owl live?

About six and a half books.

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Where do singing seahorses live?

In a choral coral corral

What do you call a hillbilly giraffe that lives in a trailer and drinks beer all day?

A rednnnnnneeeeeeeccccccccckkkkkk.

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What happened when the owl lost his voice ?

He didn't give a hoot !

What is the average lifespan of an owl?

A little over 6 books.

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How do you call a car designed for midgets?

Half a Romeo. I'll show myself out.

What do you mean he's your half son?

What do you mean what do I mean?" replied the man. He went on to explain "My son has half my genes, that makes him my half-son." The woman he was talking to decided he was crazy and without replying walked past him. She looked back and noticed his neck was red, after all it was a sunny day.

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What's the average lifespan of an owl?

About six and a half books.

How long do owls live?

Six and a half books.