How long does an owl live?

About six and a half books.

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Why is it called a living room?

Don't we live in every room

Why do birds live in nests?

Because they can't afford houses in this economy.

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What do you call a girl who hunts owls?

A hooters shooter girl

What kind of math do owls like?

Second Caribou: Owlgebra.

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What do you call a human organ cut in half ?

A human piano.

How can a can you double your money?

By folding it in half.

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How long does an owl live?

About six and a half books.

What's the average lifespan of an owl?

About six and a half books.