How long does an owl live?

About six and a half books.

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What kind of house does a stoned loaf of bread live in?

A high rise

Why do Stasi officers make such good taxi drivers?

You get in the car and they already know your name and where you live.

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What does a owl say when it stumps it foot?

OOOOOWWWWLLLL....

What do you get if you cross an owl with a witch?

A bird that's ugly but doesn't give a hoot!

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What did the conductor do when half of the cello section called in sick a week before a major concert?

He was forced to resort to excessive violins.

How do you get out?

You look in the mirror and see what you saw. Take the saw and saw the table in half. Two half's make a whole, go through the hole.

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How long does an owl live?

About six and a half books.

How long do owls live?

Six and a half books.