What's the difference between a meteor and a meteorite?

Ite. Sorry, a kid said this in elementary school and it was funny back then :)

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What's the difference between Jesus and a Mexican?

Jesus didn't have a bunch of tattoos of a Mexican...

What's the difference between a group of midget spies and a women's track team?

One is a cunning group of runts.

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What was Santa's christmas-present for the kid with no hands?

new gloves for the cold days

What do you call a kid with no legs, no arms and an eyepatch?

Names.

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What do you get when you push a piano out of the second floor window of an elementary school?

A flat minor.

Why did the cops show up at the elementary school?

A 1st grader was resisting a rest.

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Why is the moon tastier than Earth?

It's meteor.

Why is a shooting star better than a hamburger?

It's meteor.