What's the difference between a meteor and a meteorite?

Ite. Sorry, a kid said this in elementary school and it was funny back then :)

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You will see one later and one in a while.

Whats the difference between ignorance and apathy?

I dont know and I dont care.

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Nothing, he didn't make it that far.

What do you get when you mix birth control and LSD?

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Jeeper creeper!

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A 1st grader was resisting a rest.

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What's the difference between a meteor and a meteorite?

Ite. Sorry, a kid said this in elementary school and it was funny back then :)

Why do people prefer shooting stars to vegetables?

Because they're meteor