Why is a shooting star better than a hamburger?

It's meteor.

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What did the type setter sing while he worked?

I shot the seriff, but I did not shoot the deputy!

Why did Mickey Mouse get shot?

A: Because Donald ducked.

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When do hamburgers most enjoy watching TV?

During PRIME time!

Why are hamburgers essential to football?

Because the game is played on a griddle-iron!

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What does one star say to another star when they meet?

Glad to meteor!

What's the difference between a meteor and a meteorite?

Ite. Sorry, a kid said this in elementary school and it was funny back then :)

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Why is a shooting star better than a hamburger?

It's meteor.

What does a shooting star say to his buddy before he dies?

Meet me - oh, right.."