Why is a shooting star better than a hamburger?

It's meteor.

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How do you change the light bulb in the dark?

You don't. The police shoot you.

How do you shoot a unique deer?

You-neak up on it and shoot it. Credit: Grandpa Clifford

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What Is An Doge?

much wow such doge much grammar such hamburger so good

What did the hamburger say when it found out that most people liked hamburgers better than frankfurters?

Hot dog!'

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What does one star say to another star when they meet?

Glad to meteor!

Why does a space rock taste better than an earth rock?

It's a little meteor

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Why is a shooting star better than a hamburger?

It's meteor.

What kind of a star can be risky?

A shooting star!