What does a shooting star say to his buddy before he dies?

Meet me - oh, right.."

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What's the difference between Isaac Newton and the dead baby in my microwave?

Isaac Newton died a virgin

Where do puppies go when they die?

Back into the microwave so I can get in another round.

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How did you meet daddy?

Me: Well, it all started with a friendly game of spin the bottle at the family reunion...

What did the captain of the alien mouse spaceship say when he met his first earth mouse?

Take me to your Liederkranz.

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What do you call Miley Cyrus with a gun?

A shooting star

Why is a shooting star better than a hamburger?

It's meteor.

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What's the motto of the Greek army?

Never leave your buddy's behind.

What did the boy say when his dog died?

What did the boy say when his dog died? I'm gonna miss you buddy, you were my best friend.