What does a shooting star say to his buddy before he dies?

Meet me - oh, right.."

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Why are there fences around cemeteries?

people are dying to get in.

How long did it take Goku to change a lightbulb?

20 Episodes and Krillin dies.

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How the hell would she know?

We only met last week!

What did the cannibal make of the politician he just met?

Pork and bologne sammiches.

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What kind of a star can be risky?

A shooting star!

Why is a shooting star better than a hamburger?

It's meteor.

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Why did jesus take 3 days to resurrect?

He got hammered with his buddies.

What did the golfer say to his buddy when he hit a bogey?

I guess you aren't up to par"