What does a shooting star say to his buddy before he dies?

Meet me - oh, right.."

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Why do they put fences around graveyards?

Because people are dying to get in.

What happens when a guy with no legs dies?

He punches the bucket

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Where does the thumb meet its type?

At the SPACE BAR! reddit is fun! I'm staring at the keyboard tryin' to think up a joke and voila'!

What happened when Isaac Newton met the apple?

He found the apple was a surprisingly down-to-Earth kinda guy.

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What do you call Miley Cyrus with a gun?

A shooting star

What does a shooting star say to his buddy before he dies?

Meet me - oh, right.."

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What's the motto of the Greek army?

Never leave your buddy's behind.

What's the difference between a tsunami and a bear?

A tsunami doesn't care that you are faster than your buddy.