What does a shooting star say to his buddy before he dies?

Meet me - oh, right.."

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What do you think Michael Hastings was working on before he died?

slowing down his car. ... ... shoutout to for this one.

What did the scientist say before he died by mixing Hydroxide and Nitrate?

OH NO !"

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What is a proper greeting when you're introduced to Christina Hendricks?

Nice to meet you both.

How did Stevie Wonder meet his wife?

On a blind date

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What kind of a star can be risky?

A shooting star!

What does a shooting star say to his buddy before he dies?

Meet me - oh, right.."

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What's black, wears a bandana and ends the world?

Tupacalypse. (thanks to my buddy Mike)

Why did jesus take 3 days to resurrect?

He got hammered with his buddies.