What does a shooting star say to his buddy before he dies?

Meet me - oh, right.."

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Why do new Irish mothers keep dying?

Because they lack taters

What do you call a jelly bear that died and came back?

A mummy bear

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What did the gold miner say when he met the singer of Pink Floyd?

Au

What happened when Isaac Newton met the apple?

He found the apple was a surprisingly down-to-Earth kinda guy.

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What do you call Miley Cyrus with a gun?

A shooting star

How did one dinosaur insult the other?

Yo mama so stupid she gets excited seeing a shooting star.

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What the the electrician say to his buddy?

Watts up !

Who's there ! Buddy ! Buddy who ?

Buddyfingers !