What does a shooting star say to his buddy before he dies?

Meet me - oh, right.."

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Where do we go when we die?

In the ground.

What did the fruit enthusiast do as he was dying?

Prepear for the end.

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When we first met?

No, before that.

What do you say if you meet someone from Anonymous in an S&amp?

M club? "Troll in the dungeon!"

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What do you call Miley Cyrus with a gun?

A shooting star

What does a shooting star say to his buddy before he dies?

Meet me - oh, right.."

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What is the Greek Army's motto?

Never leave your buddy's behind.

What's the motto of the Greek army?

Never leave your buddy's behind.