What does a shooting star say to his buddy before he dies?

Meet me - oh, right.."

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Why do men die before their wives?

Because we want to!

How do blondes' brain cells die?

Alone

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What did the armless warrior say to his opponent before battle?

You're about to meet da-feet!

Why do hamburgers feel sad at barbecues?

They get to meet their old flames!

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What does a shooting star say to his buddy before he dies?

Meet me - oh, right.."

What do you call Miley Cyrus with a gun?

A shooting star

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What did the golfer say to his buddy when he hit a bogey?

I guess you aren't up to par"

What just happened there?

Buddy says "Eumetazoa."