What fruit fits best in your palm?

a palm-agranate!

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They Cantaeloped!

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An anti-hissy-tamine.

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Why do black's have white skin on the bottom of their feet and the palm of their hands?

Everyone needs a little bit of good inside them.

What fruit fits best in your palm?

a palm-agranate!