How do you know if someone was in the navy?

Oh don't worry, they'll tell you.

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Know Jokes More Know Jokes

Why are hairdressers never late for work?

Because they know all the short cuts!

What's an author's favorite drink?

Tequila Mockingbird. (Yes I know it's horrible :P)

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What type of jokes do planets tell each other?

Cosmic jokes.

Why do Marlboro cigarettes have white filters in America, but yellow filters in Europe?

So Keith Richards can tell which continent he's in.

Worry Jokes More Worry Jokes

How do you know if someone owns an Apple Watch?

Don't worry, they will tell you.

How do you know a stranger could be an engineer?

Don't worry they'll tell you.

Navy Jokes More Navy Jokes

Why must you be religious to join the Navy?

Because it's a place of war ship.

What's the first thing a Navy wife does when she wakes up in the morning?

She puts her clothes back on and goes home.